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If you want to listen to me a little bit, you and me, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, a little bit, you and me, and you think what?

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I don't know.

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Tom, thank you so much Tom. It's unbelievable. It's a dreamlike scenario. I can't believe it. Maybe this can last forever.

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Tom says, can you please give a shout to Evan Colley? Evan Colley, you've got a good buddy there in Tom. Look after him. Shield him. Sheathe him. Guard him. Stick a fucking windbreaker over him. And then put him in the laser radial. Push it off into the wind. See where he goes. Make sure he's safe.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Make sure Tom is safe.

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Zurich Tom. Dot IE.

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It's all about trying to get a balance between beats and the raw whining power of the engine.

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Tell me if you can, tell me if you can hear the beats.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Can you hear the beats, guys?

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No one can hear the beats. Okay. Beats are going on, man.

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Beats. Beats.

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Jimmy Jesus, how you getting out?

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Beats there. Beats are low.

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VIP wankhandler.ie

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We're going to try and track this

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Track this without the beat

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Don't know how that's going to go

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Fuck it, let's see

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You live and you learn

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West side is the best side

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Thank you very much.

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Real creamy nightmare at the moment. Trying to get this car into hyperdrive. She's been on ice blocks all week. Brought her up to Lapland. Sucky sucky calf. Thank you very much. Yokohama.

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Yeah, we had some blocks of ice sculpted by Inuits up there in Santatown.

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You know, it's like the workers in Qatar for the World Cup.

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kind of is it's too big to really consider the feelings thoughts and indeed lives of those who

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are uh building the dream and that's exactly what uh king salmon said to me the last day

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when we were having lunch in his sand castle which is being constructed out there in the babu babi

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abba dabba dibba dabba dubu over there the land of sand i do holiday there from time to time month to

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month week to week just to see what the latest lowdown is with my arabian dream brothers

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but yeah it's looking good it's looking very good the outlook is the forecast for the foreseeable

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is good

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it's it's all liquid

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assets all assets have been neutralized put through the ringer and now they're back out again

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and it's just a good day at the office every day every day in the office good day

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get into the office work work work leave the office work work work the work never leaves these days it's

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the best thing about having an apple watch pair that with your apple iphone xj 900

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fucking sync it then with the airbook the airbook pro which i use from time to time when i'm not doing

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any power hungry monster tasks which will require a 16 gigabyte ram built in there's no modification on

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the new macbook pros 16 gigabyte ram new macbook touch bar touch sensitive

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look but don't touch it's what i say when anybody's going anywhere near it

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those things are they're an absolute bastard to fix

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just get to grips with this amg it's a lot different to the one i have parked up in the drive

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gives you a lot of oversteer into the apex twin and then it's just a matter of tickling the rims

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with the bridge stoners you don't want to make an ass out of yourself

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you don't want to go arse over tit on this track so no one's going to penalize me for that

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it's a four-wheel drive concept so i mean that can handle the off-road terrain just as good just as

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easily and just as sumptuously as the tarmac gravel tarmac adam asphalt whatever type of road surface you

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throw at this this absolute lunatic of a machine it just it keeps eating it up eating eating eating it's hungry it's very hungry it's very hungry it's very hungry it's hungry for tax

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now you want to have a grand in your back pocket if you want to pay the tax for this

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but why are you paying that tax you're paying that to have a luxury beast

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sitting on your driveway just burning a hole in your driveway outside your house

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and uh that's what you want that's what you need that's what keeps me going every day

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because a lot of darkness out there guys six o'clock a lot of darkness

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and there and now we've crashed and now we've crashed

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into second we go back onto the uh the main thoroughfare

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still got three laps to go here at the bmw power arena over in the ring

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what can we do here connor williams 12 seconds off pace third place just behind daniel jennings of canadia

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and mark morrison of the brit who's in first i wonder if it's mark morrison who sang

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oh that's you in 1996 can anyone name it in the chat there can anyone name it

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five four three two

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return of the mac you just the time is up you just missed it you just missed it

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unfortunately you don't win the prize now which was a trip to see mark morrison over in hamburg

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which is where he was actually born little known fact

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he was he was a germanian germane greer but he uh really turned on the mac for return of the mac

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had me fooled anyway tell you who else was a germanian

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none other than lou bega that's right a little bit of monica is all i need

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blah blah blah blah you know the rest turns out he was actually from hamburg as well i wonder if he

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knew mark morrison those two 90s uh hamburgers came to prominent singing english language tunes

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perhaps we'll never know

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mark morrison drove an absolutely pristine c-class

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through a showroom window got arrested after that as well we didn't see much after him after that

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i hope he's okay mark if you're watching bud get well soon man we'll hit the track again when you're when you're free

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Conor Williams

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making up for a lost time here

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as we enter the penultimate lap

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here at the Norburg Ring

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the racetrack

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hot and heavy on the tail

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late breakage

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but it doesn't seem to have shaken him off the track

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too far away from his main stage goal

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which is keeping up

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legendary return of the Mac

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is in first place at the moment

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driving some really nice

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whatever spec machine

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lovely stuff

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it's all about trying to keep on the tail wedge

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it's very tough

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it's almost six o'clock

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it's very tough to keep

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on the slipstream of this guy

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he's a real 759'er

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he's got all the brakes

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he's got all the raw whining power

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he's also got the steely hard determination

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of a man who had a number one

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in 1996

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it doesn't leave you

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next decade

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probably the next decade after that

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probably at the end of the two decades since that track has been released

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I wonder if he's still keeping it up

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again we don't know

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after the fucking

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C-Class showroom

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debacle

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which resulted in no injuries

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thank god

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I said to him after it happened

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look Mark

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you're going away for a while

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you know that right

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don't just go into a Mercedes showroom

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get behind the wheel

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and say can I take for a test drive

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then drive it through the fucking window

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whoa

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fucking hell

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return to the Mac

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come on you fucking

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return to the SAC

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this guy thinks he's going to keep ahead of me for the final lap

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he's got another thing coming

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this is Connor Williams

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pure Williams

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just something about him

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he's got the acceleration

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really fucking creaming the sidewinder

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as we go smoothly

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into the Maplins Electronics Turnpike

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a lot of people there over in the AMG stand

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eating prawn sandwiches

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cheering me on

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fuck this guy man

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he's going to fucking cream away with it

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not going to happen

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not on my watch

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shouldn't have fucked around with the gear ratios

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I just don't know what I'm doing

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just thought I'd do that to look cool

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it's kind of bit me in the ass

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it's that last I'm not getting enough traction there

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we're going to take him on the fucking Mary Harney Turnburglar

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which comes up

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not this turn but the turn afterwards

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I shouldn't do this

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it's not in the rule book

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but fuck it

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okay not this one now

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we'll go nice

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we'll steamroll into this

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Konzo's coming through

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a lot of pace here guys

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a lot of pace

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it's all six o'clock

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thanks guys thanks very much

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i love it love the comments there

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smashed it

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konzo goose williams does it again

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lovely stuff

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gold troff guys

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it's only gonna get golder

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welcome back everybody to the highlights of the grand prix here in Mexico

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Mexico City and it's lights out and away we go

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Leclerc gets away well as does Vettel and Hamilton

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on vs. Strap-on

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they're all in the same order as Vettel tries to pull into the slipstream

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loopity loop banger Hamilton's getting squeezed on the grass

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that's gonna cost him a bit

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but he's still there with his strap-on

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Alex Albon keeping ahead of the two McLarens

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in turn one we go as Charles Leclerc leading the pack

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amazing start to the race

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a lot of egos

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who's gonna keep these guys grounded

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just as you say that Jordan someone's gone on the grass

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indeed they do need someone to keep them ground

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why'd you suggest

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maybe a father figure of some kind

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you're always going on about the father figures Jordan

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why don't you give it a rest guy

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no I can't

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it's the central focal point of my

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raison d'etre

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my books

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my lectures

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my sellout global tour shows

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my webcam streams

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yeah gotta say there Georgie B to the P I watched one of your web streams the other day it was very emotional

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a vast array of abstract and deep concepts

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it was like my mind was an F1 car trying to navigate a series of unrelenting turns such as Maggots of Silverstone

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chicane or Rascades of Monte Carlo or the Mary Harney Turnburg or Expressway in Donna Bate

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I don't know what you're talking about

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you've never been to Donna Bate?

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no

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no

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scaries

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no

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malahoyed

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no I have not

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and I don't take kindly the way you were just saying

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shut your hole on network 2

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on network 2

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on earth

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we'll get us

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time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new S-Class

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a vehicle you can be proud of

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you can be proud of

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in this film we would like to introduce you to some key features

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and give you some operating hints

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operating hints

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nice band

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it's almost 6 o'clock

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6 o'clock.

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Oh.

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St. Pat's.

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Thank you very much, St. Pat's.

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St. Pat's.

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St. Pat's.

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St. Pat's.

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Took my CBD, St. Pat's.

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St. Pat's.

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Josephconey.ie

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Zurichburp.ie

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What was I going to say there?

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St. Pat's.

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Thank you very much.

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Great to see you, big man.

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Great to see you.

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I think you said to me,

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I was watching

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Tommy Schlug's bus the other night.

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I think you said you were in the hospital.

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If that's the case, get well soon, bud.

314
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:48,320
Or it could have been last week.

315
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You might have said that.

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If you're still there, get well soon.

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00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:58,800
Yeah, that was the Mexican Grand Prix there.

318
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,140
More of that to come.

319
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But look, we're riding high already.

320
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:07,640
It's only 32 minutes into the stream.

321
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And we're golding it up.

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

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And numerous of our nursery rhymes.

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Children's tales.

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Mother Hubbard.

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00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,340
Fucking Red Riding Hood.

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00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,040
Three Little Pigs.

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00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:28,720
All that stuff.

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It's all to come.

330
00:31:30,460 --> 00:31:31,460
It's all to play for.

331
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:31,940
Here.

332
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,020
On Today FM.

333
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,400
I'm only messing with me.

334
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,600
Actually, not Today FM.

335
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:38,620
We're, uh...

336
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,720
Connor Williams, Mercedes Pellegrino.

337
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:43,540
Courtesy of Francis Higgins.

338
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:45,720
Francesco Higginares.

339
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,840
Who does loan out the channel

340
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,720
for me to do my stuff.

341
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:54,460
El Mohamedy's Rig and Foot.

342
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,060
Thanks very much.

343
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,500
Very, very elaborate names and titles

344
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,280
you've dispatched there.

345
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,240
I apologize if I don't get it right.

346
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,640
I just hope that, uh,

347
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,000
you're with me on this.

348
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:11,220
During Tim.

349
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:12,200
Dot IE.

350
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,100
Mossy Quirk.

351
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:14,140
Thank you very much.

352
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,360
Not liking this AMG at the moment.

353
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,480
I just think it needs to be tuned

354
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,920
a little bit tighter.

355
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:32,420
We need to be hitting, uh...

356
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:33,200
Dot IE.

357
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,820
We need to be hitting 100

358
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,580
when we're in third.

359
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,600
Pointy nipple lady.

360
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,480
Thank you very much.

361
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:45,600
Bit of Harrison there, guys.

362
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:51,340
Please say hello to Darren

363
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,840
from Pointy Nippled Lady.

364
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,300
Dirty Tip dot IE.

365
00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,480
What?

366
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,520
It's almost six o'clock.

367
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,640
Tom.

368
00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:13,160
Sit down.

369
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,260
Zurich Tip dot IE.

370
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,140
Ooh, dog, thank you.

371
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,420
We need to have a chat.

372
00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:21,860
What's your portfolio like, Tom?

373
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,160
What are your assets?

374
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,360
What's going on?

375
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,140
How about we hammer home?

376
00:33:33,140 --> 00:33:34,260
How about we hammer home

377
00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:35,500
a brand new

378
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,320
Grey Goose Zurich policy?

379
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,260
Just me and you.

380
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,300
Bring back

381
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:42,120
begrudge my news.

382
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:42,920
Thank you very much.

383
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:44,900
How about it, Tom?

384
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,300
I really am interested

385
00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:48,580
in seeing what you've got.

386
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:52,440
Asset wise.

387
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:56,340
It's almost six o'clock.

388
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:56,340
It's almost six o'clock.

389
00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:56,380
It's almost six o'clock.

390
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:01,160
Thank you very much, K84.

391
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,340
Thank you very much, K84.

392
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:13,640
Thank you very much, Tom.

393
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:14,080
Thank you.

394
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,280
Do you remember the Aircell ad

395
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,100
from the 90s

396
00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,220
with the Formula One

397
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:18,900
and the music was

398
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,700
Voodoo People by Prodigy?

399
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,420
Hakanen, thank you very much.

400
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:24,720
I don't remember that.

401
00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:26,600
I do remember Aircell

402
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,900
and Republica

403
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,920
ready to go.

404
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,400
That could have been

405
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,060
ESAT.

406
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:34,980
That could have been

407
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:36,240
ESAT Digiphone.

408
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:38,300
I should know that.

409
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:39,940
That was another

410
00:34:39,940 --> 00:34:41,460
Dennis O'Brien special.

411
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,360
Thank you very much,

412
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,800
please archive your streams.

413
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,680
Very kind of you.

414
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,280
Archive.org.

415
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,000
Is that...

416
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,060
Can you put anything up there?

417
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,340
Can you?

418
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:53,140
I don't know.

419
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:54,980
Race.

420
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:55,580
Race.

421
00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:56,140
Race.

422
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:57,160
Let's do this.

423
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:03,960
Al Pacino's fingernails.

424
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,540
Thank you.

425
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:20,420
That's the stuff.

426
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,420
There's been an assault

427
00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,600
at the hotel.

428
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:25,960
Thank you very much.

429
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,180
Someone was beaten

430
00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:28,980
very badly.

431
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,260
We're gonna get smashed

432
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,000
up very badly

433
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,040
if I don't concentrate.

434
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:34,960
So...

435
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,220
Pure concentrated goose

436
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:38,960
delivered...

437
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,960
exclusively...

438
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,980
to your vascular system.

439
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,120
Via...

440
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,060
via IV drip.

441
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:49,960
Something we've talked

442
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,660
about before.

443
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:52,000
Something which I'm gonna

444
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,920
talk about again.

445
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,640
Let me posit the idea

446
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,700
in your skull.

447
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,200
and you ruminate

448
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,440
on that for a few days.

449
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,380
Think about that.

450
00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,220
Let the information

451
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:02,340
sink back

452
00:36:02,340 --> 00:36:04,020
for your medulla oblongata.

453
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,480
Into the cerebral cortex.

454
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:09,000
The cortex medulla.

455
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,700
The medulla junction.

456
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,020
The fucking

457
00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,140
wedding room function.

458
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:17,820
Let that sink

459
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:18,620
into the spine.

460
00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:22,880
and then it'll manifest itself

461
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,880
into your subconscious.

462
00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,560
Because you'll have ingested it.

463
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600
The information will be there.

464
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,420
Three days with that information

465
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:30,960
was enough for you

466
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:31,900
to make that decision

467
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:32,900
then once you did make it.

468
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:33,240
So...

469
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:42,980
the next time you are...

470
00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:45,020
on the tail end...

471
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,340
of the miles dungeon.

472
00:36:46,340 --> 00:36:47,960
If I'm likely to see you there.

473
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,220
Make sure you've got the...

474
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:50,920
the drip bag...

475
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:51,920
lined up...

476
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,360
ready to go.

477
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,680
It's in the fridge for the morning.

478
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,720
Then just stick on

479
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:58,500
Family Guy.

480
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:00,960
Season 3.

481
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:01,780
Season 4.

482
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,180
Play all.

483
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,500
Sit back.

484
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,660
Thank me later.

485
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,660
How's the mix guys?

486
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:15,300
Tunes.

487
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,160
Tunes and car.

488
00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:17,840
How's the mix?

489
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:18,640
Can you hear everything?

490
00:37:23,180 --> 00:37:23,660
Fuck.

491
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:32,700
More music.

492
00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:37,780
I'll try and get the mix

493
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:38,600
on the next track.

494
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:41,720
The main thing is

495
00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:42,260
can you hear

496
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,320
Numero Uno?

497
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,240
Forget about the tunes.

498
00:37:49,240 --> 00:38:11,520
Maybe that's too much.

499
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:24,980
Fantastic.

500
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,720
Really liking the AMG

501
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:31,340
on this track.

502
00:38:31,420 --> 00:38:32,440
I think the gear

503
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,540
tuning ratio

504
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,980
is pure

505
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,920
Cristiano

506
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,460
tune

507
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,040
Aldo

508
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,760
on this.

509
00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,440
It's perfection.

510
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:50,940
There's a lot of

511
00:38:50,940 --> 00:38:52,160
Japanese cars

512
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:52,700
on this.

513
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,080
I think I've seen

514
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:55,480
a Lancer Evo.

515
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,460
Could be wrong.

516
00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,880
A lot of

517
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:00,440
classic...

518
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,900
I've seen a Skyline

519
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:02,460
that's for sure.

520
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,160
A lot of classic

521
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:04,920
kind of four-wheel

522
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,460
drivers.

523
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:05,620
Let's see.

524
00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:05,620
Let's see.

525
00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:18,000
I'm in second place.

526
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,180
Connor Williams

527
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:20,000
second place

528
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,040
to the Japanese

529
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,280
Sai Imai.

530
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,560
He's just

531
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,380
taking the biscuit

532
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:31,280
as I come into

533
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,260
contact with the

534
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:34,240
Apex Twin of Death.

535
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,580
Fastly

536
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:40,000
and unequivocally

537
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,960
around the

538
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,040
bend of shame.

539
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,560
Beautiful part of Japan

540
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,200
this, isn't it?

541
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,660
Got a lovely big

542
00:39:53,660 --> 00:39:54,900
sprawling five-mile

543
00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:55,440
track.

544
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:56,980
Hotels,

545
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,260
casinos,

546
00:39:59,020 --> 00:39:59,880
all the bells

547
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:00,380
and whistles.

548
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:02,520
Sake on tap.

549
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:03,740
Tap sack.

550
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:07,760
It's customary

551
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,360
to tap

552
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,080
a Japanese

553
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:11,600
gentleman

554
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,460
on his sack

555
00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:14,560
after you've

556
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,300
downed a

557
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:15,860
Grey Goose

558
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:16,760
sake bomb

559
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,140
out in the

560
00:40:18,140 --> 00:40:19,460
middle of the

561
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,780
Kyoto driving park.

562
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,260
Don't ask me

563
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:22,600
why.

564
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,400
It's just the way

565
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:27,220
things are done

566
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:27,540
there.

567
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,600
Customs are

568
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,420
different, okay?

569
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:30,720
But you gotta

570
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,380
admire the

571
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,000
work ethic.

572
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:34,020
Those guys

573
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:34,980
pull it out

574
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:35,440
of the bag

575
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,280
day after

576
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,180
day, night

577
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:37,840
after night.

578
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,060
Yeah, their

579
00:40:39,060 --> 00:40:40,080
relationships suffer.

580
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:40,980
Yeah, they have

581
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,520
strained ties

582
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:42,800
with their

583
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,200
family.

584
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:44,840
Yes, there's a

585
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,880
lot of shame

586
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,020
in their culture.

587
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,060
A lot of

588
00:40:48,060 --> 00:40:49,020
saving face.

589
00:40:49,820 --> 00:40:50,720
Who knows

590
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:51,720
how much that

591
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:52,520
dwarfs your

592
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,200
limited, your

593
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,960
imagination.

594
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:55,860
But, uh,

595
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,040
fuck it.

596
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:57,940
They make

597
00:40:57,940 --> 00:41:01,020
irreplaceable

598
00:41:01,020 --> 00:41:02,400
consumer

599
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,340
electronics

600
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,460
and cars.

601
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,200
And that's

602
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,760
better than any

603
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,680
ancient fucking

604
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,620
samurai culture

605
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:11,240
in my book.

606
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:12,740
They've gone.

607
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:13,900
They've got rid

608
00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:14,420
of all that

609
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:15,060
claptrap.

610
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,300
And now they're

611
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:16,900
just making

612
00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,980
cool stuff.

613
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:20,560
Soon to be

614
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:21,380
replaced, actually.

615
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:22,140
China's gonna

616
00:41:22,140 --> 00:41:22,880
overtake them.

617
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:25,360
China will

618
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,180
actually overtake

619
00:41:26,180 --> 00:41:26,880
all of us as

620
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,440
well, so.

621
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,560
Best get

622
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:29,720
learning Chinese

623
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,800
sooner rather

624
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,560
than later.

625
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,300
Even though,

626
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,940
if you did

627
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:39,060
learn Chinese,

628
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,060
would you

629
00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:41,560
still be

630
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,900
accepted over

631
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:43,360
there, do you

632
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:43,500
know?

633
00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:45,540
Sooner or later,

634
00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:46,500
it's not gonna be

635
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,240
a case of,

636
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,080
will I be

637
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,520
accepted?

638
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:53,020
Do you know?

639
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,640
You're just gonna

640
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,440
have to get on

641
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:55,760
with it.

642
00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,020
I think I've

643
00:41:59,020 --> 00:41:59,720
done a lot for

644
00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:00,280
the Chinese

645
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:00,960
myself.

646
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,060
You know,

647
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,360
the fireworks,

648
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,560
fireworks,

649
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,660
the paper,

650
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,600
the food,

651
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:10,360
the cuisine.

652
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,780
Sun Tzu?

653
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:16,140
Sun who?

654
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,540
Art of War.

655
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,220
I read it.

656
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,540
There's not much

657
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:21,140
to write home

658
00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:21,420
about.

659
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,340
The art of

660
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:23,980
snore.

661
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:25,780
It was so,

662
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:26,520
it was the art

663
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:27,180
of boring.

664
00:42:29,020 --> 00:42:29,960
And then I

665
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,320
fucking delightfully

666
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,200
manifested myself

667
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,460
as the art

668
00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:37,240
of snoring.

669
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,640
It's the same

670
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,560
guy again.

671
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,460
This is the last

672
00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:47,760
lap.

673
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,420
We need to kill

674
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:48,820
this guy.

675
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:50,880
We need to kill

676
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:51,040
him.

677
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,520
We need to kill

678
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:52,900
this guy.

679
00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,280
I don't say

680
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:55,860
that lightly.

681
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,400
Come on.

682
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:09,820
I'm going to

683
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:10,460
fucking sun

684
00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:11,240
zoo this guy

685
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:11,680
into next

686
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:12,160
Tuesday.

687
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:12,800
Into next

688
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,600
zoosday.

689
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:14,940
Ha.

690
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:18,740
Oh, come on.

691
00:43:18,820 --> 00:43:19,200
I had the

692
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,880
fists ready and

693
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,160
everything.

694
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,300
I'm going to

695
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,620
fucking go on.

696
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,380
Mutually

697
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,400
assured destruction.

698
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,380
see you later

699
00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:26,720
bud.

700
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:27,900
Sorry about

701
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:28,260
that.

702
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,200
Green flag is

703
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:34,460
out.

704
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:35,080
Doesn't bother

705
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,400
me.

706
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,620
You can wave

707
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:37,400
your flag all

708
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:37,940
day long,

709
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:38,220
mate.

710
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,200
It's not going

711
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:39,720
to stop me

712
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:40,240
from finishing

713
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,320
first place

714
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,620
as per

715
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,480
huge.

716
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:45,140
Konzo

717
00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,000
William

718
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,800
Adas.

719
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:53,920
Really

720
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:54,480
glad about

721
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:54,740
this.

722
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,500
Ivan Yates.

723
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:55,880
I know

724
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,100
you're

725
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:56,480
watching

726
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:56,860
bud.

727
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:57,800
Told you.

728
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,440
Told you

729
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:58,600
to be

730
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,040
first in

731
00:43:59,040 --> 00:43:59,320
Kyoto.

732
00:43:59,940 --> 00:44:00,340
The

733
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:00,700
Kyoto

734
00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:01,320
Protocol.

735
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:04,080
Kyoto

736
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,700
Agreement.

737
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:14,120
Yes, yes, yes.

738
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,320
Yes, yes, yes.

739
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,120
Yes, yes, yes.

740
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:31,400
It's all happening.

741
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,680
all the time.

742
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,380
Drive time.

743
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:37,300
Drive time.

744
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,320
Drive time.

745
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:39,320
Drive time.

746
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,200
Drive time.

747
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,080
Drive time.

748
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,600
Level 12.

749
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,440
Drive time.

750
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,820
Six o'clock.

751
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:47,820
on the track.

752
00:44:47,820 --> 00:44:48,620
I'm going to go here.

753
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:49,200
Go here.

754
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:49,240
Go here.

755
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,000
Into Foro Sol.

756
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,700
For Strap On.

757
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:53,740
Back on the track.

758
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:54,700
It looks like

759
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,560
Mercedes is hot on his back.

760
00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:57,720
It's Bot Ars.

761
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:58,900
It's Bot Ars.

762
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:00,140
It's Bot Ars.

763
00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,320
It's Bot Ars.

764
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,560
It's Bot Ars.

765
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:03,720
It's Bot Ars.

766
00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:04,960
It's Bot Ars.

767
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,300
Who's hustling and hurrying?

768
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:08,620
Max For Strap On's rear tail gauge.

769
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,900
Left pipe screamer.

770
00:45:09,900 --> 00:45:10,900
None of these drivers have other figures.

771
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:11,900
What'll they do?

772
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:12,900
What'll they do?

773
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:13,900
None of these drivers have other figures.

774
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:14,900
Clean up your room.

775
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:15,900
Clean up your room.

776
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:19,380
Pipe screamer! Rear tailgauge left pipe screamer!

777
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:24,020
None of these drivers have other figures! What'll they do? What'll they do?

778
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:28,980
None of these drivers have other figures! Clean up your room! Clean up your room!

779
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,780
Guess that's why we'll truly never really know what's going on or where we're going.

780
00:45:44,780 --> 00:45:49,900
You just gotta keep on moving forward because what else can you do?

781
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:56,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

782
00:45:56,900 --> 00:46:03,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

783
00:46:03,900 --> 00:46:10,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

784
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:12,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

785
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

786
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:21,900
You'll find that the end of the line is near and you have no time.

787
00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:26,900
Leveled up as well, baby. You know that. Level 12.

788
00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,900
Incredibile. Incredibile.

789
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:32,900
Incredibile.

790
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:41,900
Sorry there, I didn't get time to read out any of your lovely, kind-hearted messages.

791
00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,900
Because I was too busy winning gold trophies.

792
00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:48,900
Yeah. Is that an excuse or what?

793
00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:51,900
Any more word?

794
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,900
Gregoski, thank you very much.

795
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:57,900
Any more word of the Grey Goose cross Tamagotchi crossover Konzo?

796
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:00,900
If not, you gotta get after it, man.

797
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:01,900
Gold mine right there.

798
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,900
Well...

799
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,900
Let me see.

800
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,900
It'd be fucking great if I did have this.

801
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,900
Leave it with me, okay? Leave it with me.

802
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,900
I'm sure it's somewhere.

803
00:47:27,900 --> 00:47:30,900
Grey Goose Tamagotchi. Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

804
00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:32,900
Grey Goose Tamagotchi.

805
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:35,900
No!

806
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,900
Don't have it.

807
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,900
Don't have it at the moment.

808
00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:46,900
But I will... It's coming soon.

809
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:51,900
The concept designs are actually at Ivan Yates's ThinkPad.

810
00:47:52,900 --> 00:47:54,900
Where he goes to come up with this stuff.

811
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:58,900
So, I didn't bring them in with me today because, you know, I thought I had enough with me.

812
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:03,900
Obviously not. There is a market out there for a Grey Goose Tamagotchi crossover.

813
00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:11,900
Interestingly enough, that only came about after a hardcore brainstorm with Maria Walsh MEP.

814
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:15,900
Who's out on the pig's back at the moment in Brussels.

815
00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:23,900
And we went back to a shindig late night after a Friday evening.

816
00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,900
They let their hair down then, you know, the Brewski boys.

817
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:29,900
And it was Maria Walsh MEP.

818
00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,900
Ming the Sting Flanagan.

819
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:34,900
Fucking Yonker.

820
00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:36,900
Yonker was there.

821
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:38,900
And, um...

822
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:41,900
Yeah, he's some man for the sauce.

823
00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:43,900
He's the sauce bomb.

824
00:48:46,900 --> 00:48:47,900
He loves the EU.

825
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,900
And he really loves...

826
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,900
Fucking European booze.

827
00:48:53,900 --> 00:48:57,900
I tried to offer him some of the Japanese stuff that I brought back from the Rugby World Cup.

828
00:48:58,900 --> 00:48:59,900
He was having none of it.

829
00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,900
Sapporo.

830
00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:02,900
He opened it up and he...

831
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,900
This Yonker now.

832
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,900
This is fucking Yonker.

833
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:10,900
Like, just opens up a big tin of five-year-old cask-aged Sapporo.

834
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:12,900
And he goes...

835
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,900
I am supporting it down the drain.

836
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:18,900
I know that's my accent.

837
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:19,900
I'm trying to do a French accent.

838
00:49:20,900 --> 00:49:21,900
That's the best I can do.

839
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:22,900
Look.

840
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:24,900
Didn't say I could do impressions or anything.

841
00:49:26,900 --> 00:49:27,900
I won't bite your head off.

842
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:29,900
It's almost six o'clock.

843
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,900
But, um...

844
00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:32,900
He's a good guy.

845
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:33,900
Maria Walsh.

846
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:39,900
She knows it all about Tamagotchis, Black Jacks, Bewitched, Riverdance, all that stuff.

847
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,900
If you need to know about that stuff, get on to her.

848
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:44,900
And she's doing really well.

849
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,900
Jimmy Jesus, thank you very much.

850
00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:49,900
I hope you're keeping well, bud.

851
00:49:51,900 --> 00:49:52,900
Let's network.

852
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:54,900
Let's network.

853
00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:59,900
And let's try and hammer out a few Sam Pell deals together, yeah?

854
00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:01,900
It sounds good.

855
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,900
Chad Shrouch.

856
00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,900
Thank you very much, Chad Shrouch.

857
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:14,900
for a wonderful, wonderful tip.

858
00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:16,900
And what a great name as well.

859
00:50:17,900 --> 00:50:18,900
The Shrouch man.

860
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,900
The Shrouch man cometh.

861
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:24,900
Chad Shrouch, thank you.

862
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:26,900
Chad Shrouch.

863
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:28,900
Chad Shrouch, thank you.

864
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:29,900
Chad Shrouch, thank you.

865
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,900
Now, let's see what we've got going on here.

866
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:43,900
Blue Moon Bay.

867
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:45,900
Ten Lopper.

868
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:47,900
The Shrouch man.

869
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:47,900
It's a short one.

870
00:50:47,900 --> 00:50:48,900
Baba E.

871
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:49,900
Thank you very much.

872
00:50:49,900 --> 00:51:04,900
Yeah, it was getting hard there to balance the sound in the last one, you know.

873
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:09,900
It really takes a bit of getting used to trying to please archive.

874
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,900
Thank you very much.

875
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,900
Thanks very much.

876
00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:22,900
Oh yeah, shout out for Kobe Bryant from Jimmy Deuses there.

877
00:51:23,900 --> 00:51:24,900
You're telling me you're not like it.

878
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:24,900
Tom is waters.

879
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:24,900
What waters you like, Tom?

880
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:25,900
After the week I've had.

881
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:26,900
And you just come in here, Tom.

882
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:32,820
Thomas Waters.

883
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,040
Waters you like, Tom.

884
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:42,880
After the week I've had,

885
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,520
and you just come in here, Tom.

886
00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:50,720
I can't believe it.

887
00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:52,760
I really can't believe it.

888
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,160
Eva as well.

889
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,300
It's 6 o'clock.

890
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,520
You're absolute, absolute gemstones.

891
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,200
Scarlet line gemstones.

892
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,480
I can't believe it.

893
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,400
Thank you very much.

894
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,620
Gav, thank you very much as well.

895
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:17,660
Right, let's do this.

896
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,340
Let's do this.

897
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:32,300
Okay, we're up against GTR 94 GTR V-Spec 2.

898
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:39,500
Thank you very much.

899
00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:44,620
741.

900
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:46,160
Thank you very much as well.

901
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,280
I'm only just getting these messages now.

902
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:54,580
Sorry, had to pull out of a co-venuing at the private emergency service of elite agile production engineers.

903
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

904
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

905
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

906
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

907
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

908
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

909
00:52:57,420 --> 00:52:58,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

910
00:52:58,420 --> 00:52:59,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

911
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

912
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

913
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:01,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

914
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

915
00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

916
00:53:03,420 --> 00:53:04,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

917
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

918
00:53:05,420 --> 00:53:06,420
I'm going to go to the next day.

919
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,420
Thank you very much.

920
00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:08,420
Gridrain and Grigoski.

921
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:09,420
Noah's Ark.

922
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:10,420
Thank you very much.

923
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,420
Thank you very much.

924
00:53:11,420 --> 00:53:12,420
That's good, man.

925
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:13,420
Make sure you get that cleaned up.

926
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:14,420
That business with cab sounds nasty.

927
00:53:14,420 --> 00:53:15,420
You need to get those fuckers off your back.

928
00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:17,420
They're worse than Nama.

929
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:20,420
You don't want cab knocking at your door.

930
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:23,420
Thank you very much.

931
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,420
Gridrain and Grigoski.

932
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,420
Noah's Ark.

933
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:39,420
Thank you very much, Noah.

934
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:44,420
Any thoughts on investment opportunities re-coronavirus pandemic?

935
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:47,420
I hear the vaccine patent is up.

936
00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:51,420
Seems there are huge gains to be made.

937
00:53:51,420 --> 00:53:53,420
Well, you heard it here first.

938
00:53:53,420 --> 00:53:54,420
Coronavirus.

939
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:57,420
Let's get in there while the going's good.

940
00:53:57,420 --> 00:54:01,420
And let's celebrate with a case of Corona as well.

941
00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:03,420
Just to put it to bed like that.

942
00:54:03,420 --> 00:54:07,420
Thank you very much, Noah.

943
00:54:07,420 --> 00:54:10,420
And Leo, Leo Wave Varadcor.

944
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:13,420
Who says major tunes tonight, Konzo.

945
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,420
I'm glad you like them.

946
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,420
They compliment the racing.

947
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,420
No doubt.

948
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:24,420
Shrad Couch.

949
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:27,420
Thank you very much, Shrad Couch.

950
00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:28,420
Shrad Couch.

951
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:33,420
Conovirus.

952
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:40,420
I mean, I was saying there, the Chinese are taking over.

953
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:46,420
But saying this to Yates there earlier on when we were getting lunch with George Soros as well.

954
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:48,420
Actually, George Soros and the boys.

955
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:49,420
Thank you very much.

956
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,420
You bought me lunch earlier on.

957
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:54,420
You don't need to be putting your hand in your pocket like that.

958
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:57,420
We were saying, yeah.

959
00:54:57,420 --> 00:54:59,420
This was a hot take from Yates.

960
00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,420
Yates just stood up in the middle of the restaurant.

961
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:05,420
Started hammering the glass with his fork.

962
00:55:05,420 --> 00:55:07,420
As if he was going to make a big speech.

963
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:09,420
Everybody stopped.

964
00:55:09,420 --> 00:55:10,420
Stuck still.

965
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:11,420
Forks in mouths.

966
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,420
Just staring at the Yates bomb.

967
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:20,420
He got up on the table and started fucking smashing his heel off the table.

968
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,420
Which, unfortunately, ended up fucking messing all the food up on the table as well.

969
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:29,420
I had a lot of spice bag all over my lap.

970
00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:37,420
And, you know, people like going, this guy's been fucking doing a jig on a table there for two minutes.

971
00:55:37,420 --> 00:55:38,420
Is he going to say something?

972
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:41,420
But we kept with it.

973
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
And he eventually stopped dancing.

974
00:55:45,420 --> 00:55:48,420
The place looked like a fucking Greek wedding by the end of it.

975
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
He stops his dancing and starts going,

976
00:55:51,420 --> 00:55:52,420
The Chinese.

977
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:55,420
The Chinese.

978
00:55:58,420 --> 00:55:59,420
The Chinese.

979
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:05,420
Will not dominate the next century.

980
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:09,420
And somebody down the back queue there in...

981
00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:13,420
I don't know if it was a kitchen or someone queuing for a spice bag was like...

982
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,420
How'd you know, Yates?

983
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:18,420
And Yates just said,

984
00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:20,420
Look at the fucking coronavirus.

985
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:22,420
Well, he didn't say it like that.

986
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,420
He just says, coronavirus.

987
00:56:25,420 --> 00:56:26,420
If that's the stuff that they're making.

988
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,420
If that's the stuff that they're making.

989
00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:30,420
Then they're not going to be Jamaican at big time in the money leagues.

990
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:31,420
Do you know what I mean?

991
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:33,420
Why?

992
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:35,420
Because they're going to end up fucking killing everyone.

993
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:37,420
Including themselves.

994
00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:40,420
See that skyline went jumpity-jumpity-jappa.

995
00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:42,420
Right in front of me there.

996
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:47,420
He was absolutely sending it.

997
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:49,420
He was trying to launch into the next realm.

998
00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:52,420
But he needed boosters for that.

999
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,420
And that's not something he had.

1000
00:56:55,420 --> 00:56:56,420
Another skyline.

1001
00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,420
Crystal to the mill.

1002
00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:01,420
Jumpin' Ejilicas.

1003
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:07,420
And we're in.

1004
00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:09,420
And we're into seventh gear now.

1005
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,420
But you can't beat the AMG.

1006
00:57:13,420 --> 00:57:15,420
Just putting another gear in there for you.

1007
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,420
Seven speed box.

1008
00:57:19,420 --> 00:57:23,420
You haven't lived until you've fitted a seven speed box.

1009
00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:28,420
Into your banger.

1010
00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:34,420
Konzo William Otto's now.

1011
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:35,420
Third place.

1012
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,420
Behind Simon Simon of Germany.

1013
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:40,420
And May May.

1014
00:57:43,420 --> 00:57:44,420
Of the United States of America.

1015
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:46,420
Or Letats Unis.

1016
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:51,420
As it's known.

1017
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:53,420
Over in Frenchville.

1018
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,420
I think I've done a lot for the French as well, you know.

1019
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Je Ne Sais Quoi.

1020
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Papillon.

1021
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Pomplemousse.

1022
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Vendredy.

1023
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Lundy.

1024
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
The Samedy Soire.

1025
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
I did it all.

1026
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
And I did it with great aplomb.

1027
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:05,420
I have to say the aplomb was magical.

1028
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:19,620
The Papillon, the Pomplemousse, the Vondredy, the Lundy, the Samadie Soir.

1029
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,340
I did it all, and I did it with great aplomb.

1030
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,620
I have to say, the aplomb was magical.

1031
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:40,340
But, yeah, I mean, that's fucking Matt Cooper's interracial spice bag extravaganza.

1032
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:43,300
Had to close early because of the mess Yates made.

1033
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,380
Fucking jumping around like a lunatic.

1034
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:55,420
So they had to get a spatula out of the kitchen and scrape him off the walls.

1035
00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,200
But he's always like that as soon as he gets out of the news talk studio.

1036
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,520
It's like a fucking different beast.

1037
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:05,440
It's like a completely different Yates.

1038
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:12,300
Straight out of there.

1039
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,140
Straight down to the writer's bar.

1040
00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:20,240
Maintenance will begin in five hours.

1041
00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:27,100
Straight into the writer's bar in that hotel called.

1042
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,100
It's just off of George.

1043
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:33,580
You turn off of George Street onto the main guard or something.

1044
00:59:33,660 --> 00:59:35,380
You know, you know it.

1045
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:37,340
You know it.

1046
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:37,920
You know it.

1047
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:38,720
You know it.

1048
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:45,020
The chat is very slow.

1049
00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:49,160
It's usually about 10 or 15 seconds.

1050
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,540
Not the Shelbourne.

1051
00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:54,120
The central, I think it's the central, yeah.

1052
00:59:55,200 --> 01:00:01,620
It has a writer's bar upstairs for swanky kind of interviews and media mashups.

1053
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:04,940
Yeah, down Exchequer Street.

1054
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:05,500
That's it.

1055
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:05,680
Yeah.

1056
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:06,460
K-84.

1057
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,580
You're a man of taste.

1058
01:00:13,140 --> 01:00:14,420
We got down there.

1059
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:14,920
Yates has...

1060
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:18,080
He's just the whole place in his back pocket.

1061
01:00:21,500 --> 01:00:23,060
He just clicked his fingers.

1062
01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:27,220
And two crates of goose were delivered.

1063
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,880
In a satchel that was being carried by 15 peregrine falcons.

1064
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,900
Because one would not be enough to carry that weight load.

1065
01:00:36,180 --> 01:00:37,740
That payload of goose.

1066
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,180
And, uh...

1067
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:41,660
Why didn't you get the geese?

1068
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:43,480
Yates.

1069
01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:47,640
Said the falcons do a much better job.

1070
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,840
And they're faster.

1071
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:51,620
And they don't ask for a big ball of money.

1072
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:52,520
Like the geese.

1073
01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:57,200
So that we sipped on.

1074
01:00:57,980 --> 01:00:59,340
Much to our merriment.

1075
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:03,060
We didn't get told to move or anything like that.

1076
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:07,280
And Yates just started fucking...

1077
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,180
Again, acting the maggot.

1078
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:10,480
Jumping around.

1079
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,480
Swinging off lampshade chandeliers.

1080
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,260
Climbing up the fucking book cabinets of all things.

1081
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:19,000
Getting out books.

1082
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,160
Read and chapter and verse.

1083
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,300
Calm down, you madman.

1084
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,860
Did somebody slip something into his quintessential spice bag?

1085
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,020
I'm not sure.

1086
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:36,780
Second out of 16.

1087
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,240
Where the fuck is Michael May?

1088
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:38,940
Is he in front?

1089
01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:43,460
Is this him?

1090
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,120
Nope.

1091
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,040
Is this him?

1092
01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:48,460
Nope.

1093
01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:49,900
Where the fuck is he, man?

1094
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:54,940
Is that him up above?

1095
01:01:56,940 --> 01:02:06,560
Lovely stuff.

1096
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,340
That's absolutely fucking beautiful.

1097
01:02:13,020 --> 01:02:14,060
Yeah, so he's reading books.

1098
01:02:14,060 --> 01:02:14,080
Yeah, so he's reading books.

1099
01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:16,960
And then he gets a little bit shirty with the waiter as well.

1100
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:20,340
Who's done nothing but been absolute gentleman for the whole night.

1101
01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:23,340
Started fucking slapping him around.

1102
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,740
And then getting all literary with him.

1103
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:26,260
Like, you know.

1104
01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:32,720
And he fucking grabbed your man by the scruff of the neck and was like, who are you?

1105
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,500
Do you know who I am?

1106
01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:35,900
I'm the Yateser.

1107
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,480
Fucking news talk.

1108
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,920
Fucking premier sports.

1109
01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:44,460
I thought that was very uncharacteristic of him.

1110
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,260
He's telling the waiter, you're fumbling in your greasy tail.

1111
01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:53,220
Because he's just been reading these books.

1112
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,100
He's coming out with all these fucking quotes.

1113
01:02:58,600 --> 01:02:59,000
Oh.

1114
01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,280
I said, who are you, man?

1115
01:03:00,340 --> 01:03:02,120
Fucking Ivan Butler Yates.

1116
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,100
And he said, no.

1117
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:05,920
Fucking.

1118
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:07,320
That was Kavanaugh, man.

1119
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,000
I said, Yates, it was fucking WB.

1120
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,540
You're drunk.

1121
01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:14,160
Go home.

1122
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:16,940
Go home.

1123
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:19,000
And he let the waiter down.

1124
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:21,300
Kind of walked off.

1125
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,180
I didn't hear much from him since then.

1126
01:03:23,220 --> 01:03:23,980
I was earlier on.

1127
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,020
But I think he's okay.

1128
01:03:30,420 --> 01:03:32,580
Fuck, I don't want to do Blue Moon Bay again.

1129
01:03:33,020 --> 01:03:33,960
Not after this.

1130
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:36,220
It's been a long sesh.

1131
01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:48,080
After the fucking week I've had.

1132
01:03:50,980 --> 01:03:53,000
Had to accompany Johnny Ronan.

1133
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,820
To get his Skybase.

1134
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:57,760
NCT.

1135
01:03:58,520 --> 01:03:59,540
Come on, man.

1136
01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,480
Where's this May guy?

1137
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:03,320
Fuck.

1138
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,960
The May guy has won.

1139
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:19,840
That is not what we came here for.

1140
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:22,500
That is not what we came here for.

1141
01:04:22,580 --> 01:04:23,640
That's not what we do.

1142
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:28,860
Apologies, everyone.

1143
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:29,760
We need to get gold.

1144
01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:30,880
That's just not good enough.

1145
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,200
I've said this before.

1146
01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:32,980
I'll say it again.

1147
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:33,940
It's not good enough.

1148
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:39,860
The wind noise has been reduced further.

1149
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:42,420
And, as a special safety feature,

1150
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:45,740
the windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

1151
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,200
Clean that shit off the rear view now.

1152
01:04:48,540 --> 01:04:49,660
Or I'll have your job.

1153
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,560
It's almost six o'clock.

1154
01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:56,980
Holy shuckaboo.

1155
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:57,180
Holy shuckaboo.

1156
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:00,800
Yeah, we'll do that.

1157
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:01,720
Sorry, guys.

1158
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:05,480
We're gonna just jump straight back into that because I don't think it's good for us.

1159
01:05:05,620 --> 01:05:06,320
It's good for you.

1160
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,420
I don't think it's good for fucking Tom.

1161
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:09,260
What?

1162
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:12,400
No way, baby.

1163
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:13,060
No.

1164
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,140
It's almost six o'clock.

1165
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:17,020
Tom.

1166
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,820
You're absolutely sending it.

1167
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:22,280
I don't know what to do.

1168
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:22,680
It's almost...

1169
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,520
I can't deal with it anymore, Tom.

1170
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:29,980
Something's gotta give, bud.

1171
01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:30,860
It's almost six o'clock.

1172
01:05:31,340 --> 01:05:32,740
Something's gotta give, bud.

1173
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,100
I don't think I've got much left in me.

1174
01:05:36,860 --> 01:05:37,860
You're breaking my heart.

1175
01:05:38,420 --> 01:05:39,400
Thank you so much.

1176
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:43,040
Jesus Christ.

1177
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,560
There is no situation room, I'm afraid.

1178
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,100
We're gonna go back and just get gold.

1179
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:51,360
Straight away for Tom.

1180
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:53,980
Mayola Park.

1181
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:55,840
Thank you very much, Mayola Park.

1182
01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:58,220
Holy shuckaboo.

1183
01:05:58,220 --> 01:05:58,220
Holy shuckaboo.

1184
01:05:58,220 --> 01:06:00,220
Holy shuckaboo.

1185
01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:10,500
Spud heaver.

1186
01:06:10,620 --> 01:06:11,080
Thank you.

1187
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,720
Thank you very much, spud heaver.

1188
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:24,000
It's almost six o'clock.

1189
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:25,720
Thanks very much, guys.

1190
01:06:26,460 --> 01:06:27,740
Tom, I can't believe it.

1191
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,060
It's a fucking...

1192
01:06:29,060 --> 01:06:31,000
It's an insane situation.

1193
01:06:31,660 --> 01:06:40,520
It's almost as insane as Ivan Yates doing some Gresham dancing on a table in a restaurant

1194
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:41,560
on Dawson Street.

1195
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:49,920
Slightly more insane than Johnny Ronan flying his blimp all the way to Longford to get it

1196
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:55,640
NCT'd and then realizing he can't even fit in the fucking place because it's too big a blimp.

1197
01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:02,040
The NCT Test Center, as you know, designed for cars.

1198
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:03,400
Vans.

1199
01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:04,840
Maybe you'll get a lorry in there.

1200
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:05,780
I've never seen one.

1201
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,320
But it...

1202
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,520
Not the Skybase, for God's sake.

1203
01:07:11,420 --> 01:07:14,220
To be honest, I don't know how he managed to get it booked in.

1204
01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:14,860
But he did.

1205
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,660
He needed someone to help with the direction.

1206
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:21,440
And, you know, the guiding.

1207
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:24,780
So, I drove all the way down in the C-class.

1208
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:33,740
I got to Longford about 9.30am because I knew his appointment was at 10.30am.

1209
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:39,780
But I wanted to be there just before because he's bad at parking the fucking thing.

1210
01:07:39,860 --> 01:07:41,400
It could take an hour to do that.

1211
01:07:42,180 --> 01:07:44,440
Sorry, Johnny, if you're watching.

1212
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,560
No offense, but...

1213
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:51,280
It didn't go well.

1214
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,060
The Hours of Kill went well.

1215
01:07:53,140 --> 01:07:56,540
I went around Longford and had a look at some of the shops and establishments there.

1216
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,620
There's a great shop there called Mr. Price.

1217
01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:06,560
And a real amazing little place called Deals as well.

1218
01:08:08,580 --> 01:08:11,160
Such a weird concept for a store.

1219
01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:15,500
A complete lack of self-awareness.

1220
01:08:17,780 --> 01:08:20,720
And it has to be said, quite a lot of deals.

1221
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,840
If that's what you think a deal is.

1222
01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:28,960
You know, a fucking multi-pack of Reese's Buttercups.

1223
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,820
Fucking bin liners.

1224
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:36,780
Three for two on washing powders.

1225
01:08:36,860 --> 01:08:37,540
That kind of thing.

1226
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,760
Great, great shop.

1227
01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:46,440
And there was some Afro-Caribbean store as well.

1228
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:50,540
I bought a few food items from there.

1229
01:08:50,780 --> 01:08:52,120
Some jerk paste.

1230
01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:54,740
Bit of foo-foo.

1231
01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:57,720
Some plantains as well.

1232
01:08:58,380 --> 01:09:00,100
Which were just fucking bananas.

1233
01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:01,340
But they have a different word for them.

1234
01:09:02,380 --> 01:09:03,880
And South America as well.

1235
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:04,600
The coal not.

1236
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,360
But yeah, I had to go down to the test centre then.

1237
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:13,080
Turns out Roanotnik was fucking late.

1238
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:13,920
He slept in.

1239
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,580
He's been working day and night.

1240
01:09:15,580 --> 01:09:18,960
He's been working day and night on his new development down the Docklands.

1241
01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:21,280
Which is some high class swanky apartments.

1242
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,760
Which is going to be opening pretty soon.

1243
01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:26,720
We've talked about this.

1244
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,780
Cirque du Soleil are going to be doing the grand opening.

1245
01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:32,700
Some sort of trapeze down a lift shaft kind of vibe.

1246
01:09:32,740 --> 01:09:33,400
I'm not sure.

1247
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:33,980
I'm not sure.

1248
01:09:33,980 --> 01:09:34,540
Um.

1249
01:09:35,540 --> 01:09:36,960
He's sending it with that.

1250
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,940
He's absolutely fucking sending it down to Tato Park.

1251
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,500
He's in talks with another fucking stream chaser.

1252
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,660
To build an absolute white knuckle.

1253
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,180
Pure crisp essential.

1254
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:52,480
Roller coaster extreme expressway experience.

1255
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,440
The triple E.

1256
01:09:54,140 --> 01:09:54,860
And uh.

1257
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:56,940
That's going well for him.

1258
01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,480
That's going well for him.

1259
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:03,920
I'm not going well with the Skybase.

1260
01:10:06,500 --> 01:10:07,420
First things first.

1261
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,400
We get there and.

1262
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,440
And it's a bit strange as well.

1263
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:11,120
Because we've.

1264
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:12,380
We've arrived.

1265
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:15,400
Right in the middle of a Gemma O'Doherty live stream.

1266
01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:19,660
And she's doing a world tour of Ireland at the moment.

1267
01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:21,140
And um.

1268
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,360
She could crop up anywhere.

1269
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,680
She really could.

1270
01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:28,380
And I was buying my fucking foo-foo.

1271
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,200
And she lands in with a mobile phone.

1272
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:33,200
Live streaming.

1273
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:37,740
Asking.

1274
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:39,500
Asking the people at the shop.

1275
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,860
If they've got any fucking rashers and sausages.

1276
01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:45,460
I said Gemma love.

1277
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:48,180
There's a fucking sentry down the road.

1278
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:53,040
Does it look like they have rashers and sausages here?

1279
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:53,940
Uh.

1280
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,620
She didn't like that.

1281
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,620
And then she just went on the attack.

1282
01:10:58,700 --> 01:11:01,820
She said that I was a disgrace to the men that had died.

1283
01:11:02,060 --> 01:11:02,640
For me.

1284
01:11:02,740 --> 01:11:03,480
For my freedom.

1285
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:04,780
And that.

1286
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:08,620
I was just another one.

1287
01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:11,340
Of Leo's drones.

1288
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,340
Accepting the unacceptable.

1289
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,100
And burying old Ireland with O'Leary in the grave.

1290
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:25,240
Which actually was a Yates quote.

1291
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:29,940
second place.

1292
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:31,640
Where the hell is this fucking May?

1293
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:32,800
May guy.

1294
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:33,040
He's.

1295
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,380
Brian May.

1296
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,120
Fucking hell.

1297
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:39,800
Sorry Eric.

1298
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:40,740
So I.

1299
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,720
Land there.

1300
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:42,660
We're in the middle of that.

1301
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:44,580
I don't want to be part of that.

1302
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:46,300
Um.

1303
01:11:48,300 --> 01:11:49,320
She moves out.

1304
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,700
That was 10 minutes.

1305
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,280
20 minutes.

1306
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,320
Whilst waiting for Ronatnik to turn up.

1307
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,580
And Ronatnik turned up.

1308
01:11:57,660 --> 01:11:58,840
Outside the shop.

1309
01:11:59,560 --> 01:11:59,880
And.

1310
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:01,660
Put down a rope ladder for me.

1311
01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:03,240
I said.

1312
01:12:03,300 --> 01:12:04,760
I'm not going to get on that man.

1313
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,760
I'm parked up by the test centre.

1314
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:07,480
I'll walk.

1315
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,640
You're late.

1316
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:12,120
So I'm.

1317
01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:12,380
I'm.

1318
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:13,100
My back turned.

1319
01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:15,920
I'm walking down to the NCT test centre.

1320
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,860
Longford for his fucking sky base extravaganza.

1321
01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:20,720
I turn around.

1322
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,940
And Gem Trails is halfway up the rope ladder.

1323
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:26,180
Trying to climb to a higher ground.

1324
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:28,460
He said.

1325
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:29,400
Get down Gem.

1326
01:12:29,700 --> 01:12:31,440
It's not safe up there.

1327
01:12:33,460 --> 01:12:34,620
She wasn't listening.

1328
01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,880
Ronatnik took off.

1329
01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:38,900
Full steam ahead.

1330
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,760
30 knots.

1331
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:40,980
Heading due south.

1332
01:12:41,980 --> 01:12:42,580
Longford.

1333
01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:45,680
Gem Trails.

1334
01:12:45,740 --> 01:12:47,360
Just dangling in the breeze.

1335
01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,640
Live streaming the whole fucking thing as well.

1336
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:56,640
That was an amazing concept when I looked back.

1337
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:59,080
It's kind of like art.

1338
01:13:00,460 --> 01:13:03,140
It's just her camera pointing down to the.

1339
01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:04,140
The vast.

1340
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,280
Luscious green landscape.

1341
01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:09,380
Of the land she loves so much.

1342
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:12,980
And.

1343
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:16,120
Her just repeating the phrase.

1344
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:19,700
We're gone to the dogs.

1345
01:13:20,260 --> 01:13:21,840
We're gone to the dogs.

1346
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,280
When's it gonna end?

1347
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,020
We're gone to the dogs.

1348
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:30,180
And.

1349
01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:30,200
And.

1350
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:30,200
And.

1351
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,140
When he arrived at the test center then.

1352
01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:35,540
She wasn't on the rope ladder.

1353
01:13:35,740 --> 01:13:36,600
Hopefully she's okay.

1354
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,720
I asked Ronatnik.

1355
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,520
Where did she go?

1356
01:13:44,900 --> 01:13:45,540
He said who?

1357
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:48,260
So he didn't even know she was on the fucking yoke.

1358
01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:48,780
Like you know.

1359
01:13:57,740 --> 01:13:59,620
Bad move by Leo the other night.

1360
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:00,680
Saying he took drugs.

1361
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,120
Even though he had already admitted to it.

1362
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,980
Would have helped if he didn't look like a fucking.

1363
01:14:10,740 --> 01:14:12,100
Crash test dummy.

1364
01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:16,640
When put on the spot.

1365
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:25,840
But maybe he.

1366
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,960
I mean we've heard today from Senator Catherine Noon.

1367
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:30,640
Noonaldo.

1368
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,320
Fucking Catherine.

1369
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,000
No one.

1370
01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:37,640
She said that he's on the autistic spectrum.

1371
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,000
Whilst canvassing.

1372
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:40,020
Door to door.

1373
01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:41,700
For Fina Gwale.

1374
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:43,320
And.

1375
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,860
If that is the case.

1376
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:45,320
Then.

1377
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:47,440
I apologize for saying Leo.

1378
01:14:47,540 --> 01:14:48,900
You looked like a crash test dummy.

1379
01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:50,600
When you were asked about the drugs question.

1380
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:51,880
Maybe you just.

1381
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:52,660
Yes.

1382
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:54,660
You can't process the fucking question properly.

1383
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:55,060
I'm not sure.

1384
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:55,340
Although.

1385
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:56,260
It was.

1386
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,620
Pretty fucking straightforward.

1387
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,080
I don't know why you couldn't answer that.

1388
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:00,820
And also.

1389
01:15:00,940 --> 01:15:01,860
What did he take?

1390
01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:05,300
There was rumors.

1391
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:07,180
Circulating the Miles dungeon.

1392
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:12,940
That he was getting into.

1393
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,620
A bag of Jalalabad's.

1394
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:15,920
During the.

1395
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,020
Tehran Megamix.

1396
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:20,640
The other day.

1397
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:21,360
In Miles dungeon.

1398
01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:23,260
What was it called?

1399
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:23,660
Oh yeah.

1400
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,080
The Iran wave night.

1401
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:25,580
We had.

1402
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:29,880
Whoa.

1403
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,020
This is just not going to work out for us again.

1404
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:38,140
It's going to be another.

1405
01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:40,120
Self-flagellistic.

1406
01:15:40,620 --> 01:15:41,840
Fuck up of a lap.

1407
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:47,260
Michael May again.

1408
01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:48,140
He's gone.

1409
01:15:49,640 --> 01:15:50,700
Holy shit.

1410
01:15:51,940 --> 01:15:53,160
Sorry guys.

1411
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,540
It's just the way it is.

1412
01:15:56,540 --> 01:15:59,100
The Nuez class is beautiful.

1413
01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:00,800
Sporting and dynamic.

1414
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,400
And very elegant.

1415
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:08,560
Almost like a coupe when viewed from the side.

1416
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:12,220
Its external dimensions are slightly less than those of its predecessor.

1417
01:16:12,220 --> 01:16:13,560
Shorter.

1418
01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:14,300
Narrow.

1419
01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:15,080
And lower.

1420
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,860
But of course that doesn't mean.

1421
01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:20,200
That we have made any cuts with regard.

1422
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:22,080
The interior equipment.

1423
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,060
Quite the contrary.

1424
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,480
The rear leg and knee room.

1425
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,240
have actually been increased.

1426
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:39,960
Oh.

1427
01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:43,520
In the front seat too.

1428
01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:46,340
You can really appreciate this spacious design.

1429
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,640
When you slip that key into the slit.

1430
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:52,640
The steering wheel automatically recalibrates to its last known position.

1431
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,720
It can also be adjusted.

1432
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,260
By splinking the flick lifter at the side of the compound.

1433
01:16:58,260 --> 01:17:01,400
When you pull your key out of the ignition.

1434
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,040
The steering wheel does its own little business.

1435
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,320
Moves out of the way.

1436
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:07,700
To give you more leg room when exiting the vehicle.

1437
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,960
That's not all this little baby does.

1438
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:28,040
A vast array of buttons, controlling a myriad of hopes and dreams, but shy away from the

1439
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:38,900
tuppence. Don't ever touch my leather upholstery, got the seats on the riser, the dash and the

1440
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:49,400
walnut and the satin have. Come over for a test drive. I'd like to show you my headrest.

1441
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:59,900
The Strap-on balloon has exploded here, exposing the end of his rear right hand shaft pipe. And

1442
01:17:59,900 --> 01:18:04,780
he's going to have to get that scene to rapid-stop pronto now. Otherwise, he can kiss bye-bye to

1443
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:11,500
a place in the sun on Channel 4. The crowd go wild through the scenes they're witnessing here.

1444
01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:17,560
Clearly a manifestation of the inner turmoil each of them has felt since childhood. Lando Nars has

1445
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:23,560
just checked out of the pit stop hotel and oh my good god, no! His front left balloon pipe

1446
01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:28,960
has just not been shafted on correct enough when he was in the balloon box. Look at that

1447
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:34,280
top left hand lob there. Not much time to flip it on and you can just about see there as he

1448
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:38,640
pulls out of the pit stop. It's jumping to Jack and Angelica. And now the Ferrari jacklifter

1449
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:45,120
slides under Leclerc's nose as four clowns perform balloon tricks. 2.3 second pit stop. Thanks for

1450
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:51,120
the magic show lads. Really is a sweet, sweet pit-shack stop maneuver from Ferrari.

1451
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:57,120
Jordan baby Peterson there with the voice of an angel in the mind of a Toro Rosso. Hecked up

1452
01:18:57,120 --> 01:19:19,120
on pissing onions on Network 2. Connor, please. It's almost six o'clock. Great scenes, great scenes, great scenes. An amazing race. The Mexicano Grandes Prius. You wouldn't catch me driving a Prius around that. I would only drive the finest petrol powered motor.

1453
01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:23,320
I'd only drive the finest petrol-powered motor.

1454
01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:29,380
Now, Mr. May.

1455
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,220
First position.

1456
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,400
I don't think I'm going to take that again.

1457
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,640
Just go to, give it a break, come back later.

1458
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,280
It's a fucking dickhead's track anyway.

1459
01:19:40,340 --> 01:19:41,760
Look at the state of that.

1460
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,800
There's no skill, there's no dexterity needed.

1461
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:47,440
It's just for fucking beast heads.

1462
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,200
It's for people who've just got a lot of beast under the bonnet,

1463
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:55,900
but haven't got any fucking synthesizers to try and juice it up.

1464
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:59,460
And trust me, I know what I'm talking about when it comes to cars.

1465
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,400
Blue Moon Bay.

1466
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:04,960
See you later.

1467
01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:07,020
I'm going to take this to Brazil.

1468
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:08,220
Ayrton Senna.

1469
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:10,440
This one's for you, baby.

1470
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,160
Interlagos.

1471
01:20:12,780 --> 01:20:14,860
In an AMG hatchback.

1472
01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:16,440
The way you would have wanted.

1473
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:17,700
Let's do it.

1474
01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:23,400
Sometimes you just got to do what you got to do.

1475
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:25,920
And that's what I've always said.

1476
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:28,000
As well as Paddy Bamford.

1477
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:32,060
Great to see you get two goals earlier on, bud.

1478
01:20:32,380 --> 01:20:32,860
Budski.

1479
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:35,220
God knows it was needed.

1480
01:20:36,260 --> 01:20:38,980
The recent addition to the squad they made.

1481
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,480
A stand or something.

1482
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:41,980
Yeah.

1483
01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:45,060
Bad time.

1484
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:47,580
Bad time you picked it up, bud.

1485
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,660
It's almost six o'clock.

1486
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:53,220
Thank you very much, Patrick Bamford.

1487
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,040
Let me see now.

1488
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:00,100
Jurify you.

1489
01:21:00,180 --> 01:21:01,040
Thank you very much.

1490
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:05,620
It's a legend and an honor to have you.

1491
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,900
I'm just going to take the beats off the...

1492
01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:20,880
Tom.

1493
01:21:23,440 --> 01:21:23,960
Tom.

1494
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,620
I've never been on this track.

1495
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:30,900
Let's see what we can get out of it.

1496
01:21:30,940 --> 01:21:31,220
I'm not...

1497
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:38,540
I'm not going to sell it as heavily as I sold the last few.

1498
01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:39,280
But I mean...

1499
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,300
We could be on for a second place here again.

1500
01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:42,320
Cameron, thank you very much.

1501
01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:42,920
Tom.

1502
01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:44,440
Cameron.

1503
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:45,740
That means a lot.

1504
01:21:46,340 --> 01:21:46,640
Tom.

1505
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:48,660
I hope...

1506
01:21:48,660 --> 01:21:50,040
I hope you're okay, bud.

1507
01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,080
And thank you very much.

1508
01:21:53,380 --> 01:21:54,820
And all the best.

1509
01:21:55,800 --> 01:21:58,180
And please, please, please...

1510
01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,940
Get on to Zurich.

1511
01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:02,160
If you haven't, why not?

1512
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,400
They've only got your best interests at heart.

1513
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:06,460
Tom.

1514
01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:09,760
Do you understand?

1515
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:15,000
This isn't play days anymore, Tom.

1516
01:22:15,840 --> 01:22:17,860
You need to be thinking ahead.

1517
01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:19,460
Thinking for...

1518
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:22,940
You're the road map to peace.

1519
01:22:24,820 --> 01:22:26,820
Yeah, we saw how well that turned out.

1520
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:30,460
What you need is the road map...

1521
01:22:31,740 --> 01:22:33,100
To success.

1522
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:36,200
Fucking hell.

1523
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:36,960
Road Wars.

1524
01:22:39,380 --> 01:22:40,740
And Zurich can sort that out for you.

1525
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:41,660
I can sort that out.

1526
01:22:41,740 --> 01:22:42,720
Zonad can.

1527
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,000
And...

1528
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,280
I think it actually could be a case...

1529
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:48,440
When we come across an extraordinary case...

1530
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:49,280
Such as yourself, Tom...

1531
01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:54,280
You need the right people...

1532
01:22:54,280 --> 01:22:54,900
Working.

1533
01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:56,060
Pulling the strings.

1534
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:57,980
Behind the scenes.

1535
01:22:58,420 --> 01:23:00,280
To make sure you can just go on stage and...

1536
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:02,960
Rock it out day after day.

1537
01:23:03,220 --> 01:23:04,100
Night after night.

1538
01:23:04,460 --> 01:23:05,540
Rock it out the park.

1539
01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:07,100
Rock it out the park.

1540
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:07,100
So...

1541
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:08,100
I'm proposing...

1542
01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,240
Something special.

1543
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:11,240
Something new.

1544
01:23:11,400 --> 01:23:12,900
Something unprecedented, Tom.

1545
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:17,840
How about myself?

1546
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:21,320
Ronotnik.

1547
01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:24,660
Zurich.

1548
01:23:26,040 --> 01:23:26,580
Zonad.

1549
01:23:26,580 --> 01:23:26,660
Zonad.

1550
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:26,680
Zonad.

1551
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:26,700
Zonad.

1552
01:23:28,700 --> 01:23:30,500
And none other...

1553
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,500
Than my good buddy.

1554
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:33,000
Long lost friend.

1555
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,120
And ultimate financier.

1556
01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,480
Zonadko Lanan.

1557
01:23:40,320 --> 01:23:42,380
He's gonna be coming via freight train.

1558
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:44,480
On the day of the meetup.

1559
01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:46,040
Which can be a day of your choice.

1560
01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:48,440
And what we're gonna do is...

1561
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,960
Hammer out the finer details and points of...

1562
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:56,360
A financial nest egg bonus retraction clause promise.

1563
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,340
Only do this for special customers, Tom.

1564
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:07,900
And you seem to be quite special.

1565
01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:10,820
Fucking hell.

1566
01:24:11,100 --> 01:24:12,320
Look at this lad.

1567
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:13,100
I thought I was...

1568
01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:14,240
He just disappeared.

1569
01:24:15,180 --> 01:24:15,560
What?

1570
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:27,700
Zonadko is gonna be arriving next Tuesday weekday fortnight, Tom.

1571
01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:29,520
And he is...

1572
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,940
Buzzing.

1573
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:34,960
To know about your assets.

1574
01:24:36,940 --> 01:24:38,800
He asked me on the phone...

1575
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:39,320
Are they...

1576
01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,020
Is he liquid?

1577
01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:41,640
I said,

1578
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:42,020
Bud.

1579
01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:44,200
This guy's fucking solid.

1580
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:45,840
Solid Tom.

1581
01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:47,280
I know him as.

1582
01:24:57,120 --> 01:24:58,620
It's an elite situation.

1583
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:01,540
I'm thinking the business should actually take place.

1584
01:25:01,700 --> 01:25:03,200
Maybe out in the land of sand.

1585
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,120
It's a toss up between...

1586
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,080
Uh...

1587
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:07,820
Qatari.

1588
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:09,200
One of the...

1589
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,120
Upcoming...

1590
01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:11,880
Preview matches.

1591
01:25:12,940 --> 01:25:14,120
Kind of...

1592
01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:16,300
You know, just before the...

1593
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:17,480
The World Cup happens.

1594
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:18,720
They play a few matches.

1595
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:19,480
They're friendly.

1596
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:20,440
Sort of shit...

1597
01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:21,140
Shit games.

1598
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:22,920
I can get tickets to them.

1599
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:24,820
We could delay the meet until then.

1600
01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:26,520
Or...

1601
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,820
We could just...

1602
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:30,040
Kick back and go to Dubai if you want.

1603
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:32,500
Um...

1604
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:33,900
The choice is yours, you know.

1605
01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:37,220
What matters at the end of the day is...

1606
01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:39,620
Your best interests are being taken care of...

1607
01:25:39,620 --> 01:25:40,980
By a crack team of financial...

1608
01:25:42,160 --> 01:25:42,980
Guerrilla...

1609
01:25:42,980 --> 01:25:42,980
Marketers.

1610
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:45,020
And...

1611
01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:47,300
We're gonna really make sure that everything...

1612
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:49,520
Is invested wisely.

1613
01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:52,940
Because it's what you want.

1614
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:53,640
It's what we want.

1615
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:54,680
It's what everyone wants.

1616
01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:55,940
Look at that.

1617
01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:56,340
Fucking...

1618
01:25:56,340 --> 01:25:57,660
Trying to get trucked out of it, man.

1619
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:58,680
Fourth.

1620
01:26:01,180 --> 01:26:02,320
There was a Ford...

1621
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:02,480
Uh...

1622
01:26:02,480 --> 01:26:04,560
Fucking Ranger...

1623
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:05,400
Or a Ford...

1624
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:06,760
Raptor...

1625
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:07,160
Or...

1626
01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,200
Don't know what it was...

1627
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:10,280
But it's an absolute...

1628
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,480
Fucking...

1629
01:26:12,480 --> 01:26:13,880
Diesel guzzler...

1630
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:14,200
Of a...

1631
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:14,480
Of a...

1632
01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:15,100
Machine.

1633
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,560
And it's got a heavy, heavy engine.

1634
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:20,080
It's a heavy, heavy displacement.

1635
01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:20,600
It's...

1636
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,040
It's maximum torque.

1637
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:23,580
Full throttle.

1638
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:27,340
Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen...

1639
01:26:29,420 --> 01:26:33,200
Tuned up to the max.

1640
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:33,900
Again...

1641
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:35,340
Cristiano Tune Aldo...

1642
01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,900
Of the car world.

1643
01:26:43,780 --> 01:26:44,340
But...

1644
01:26:44,340 --> 01:26:45,740
Sandico is just...

1645
01:26:45,740 --> 01:26:47,040
Absolutely over the moon.

1646
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:47,560
He's buzzing.

1647
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,180
He's got a football for a head.

1648
01:26:50,300 --> 01:26:51,740
Which is why that's...

1649
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:52,520
He was called...

1650
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:53,320
Fucking Sandico.

1651
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:53,840
But I mean...

1652
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:55,160
Don't let that fucking scare you.

1653
01:26:55,160 --> 01:26:58,000
It's just a ball of leather...

1654
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,320
With a bladder inside...

1655
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,260
Which has been...

1656
01:27:00,260 --> 01:27:00,840
Inflated.

1657
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:02,560
And...

1658
01:27:02,560 --> 01:27:03,660
Yeah, he's got eyes.

1659
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:06,880
And they're...

1660
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:08,460
It's completely...

1661
01:27:08,460 --> 01:27:09,280
In silence.

1662
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:10,080
The whole...

1663
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:10,580
You know...

1664
01:27:10,580 --> 01:27:11,220
Don't...

1665
01:27:11,220 --> 01:27:12,100
Don't be alarmed.

1666
01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:13,040
He does a lot of writing.

1667
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:14,020
He's...

1668
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:15,020
From the neck down...

1669
01:27:15,020 --> 01:27:16,380
It's just like another person, man.

1670
01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:20,860
Oh.

1671
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:24,800
But he knows money.

1672
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,260
No, he knows...

1673
01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:27,260
What to do with the money.

1674
01:27:37,260 --> 01:27:38,640
Four thirds of fucking sixteen.

1675
01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:39,660
Lap three of five.

1676
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:41,780
Not holding it down well.

1677
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,920
Really not holding it down well.

1678
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:44,320
It's...

1679
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:45,860
It's a fucking shame.

1680
01:27:45,860 --> 01:28:11,240
It's almost six o'clock.

1681
01:28:11,240 --> 01:28:18,480
Yeah, I don't know what it is.

1682
01:28:18,660 --> 01:28:20,700
This guy is just...

1683
01:28:20,700 --> 01:28:25,040
It's...

1684
01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:26,660
The first time I've...

1685
01:28:26,660 --> 01:28:28,920
Graced the track with my presence.

1686
01:28:29,140 --> 01:28:29,840
You know, I...

1687
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:31,600
Got a few test bins in.

1688
01:28:31,980 --> 01:28:33,500
Earlier on on Blue Moon Bay.

1689
01:28:33,560 --> 01:28:34,400
Well, not on Blue Moon.

1690
01:28:34,480 --> 01:28:34,780
But...

1691
01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:36,640
The previous two.

1692
01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:43,540
I don't know about this.

1693
01:28:45,740 --> 01:28:47,200
Turn Chase Express.

1694
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:56,500
Just really looking forward to...

1695
01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:58,500
Some of the bands...

1696
01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:01,200
With Sondaco and Zonad.

1697
01:29:01,580 --> 01:29:02,940
And you, Tom, as well.

1698
01:29:04,220 --> 01:29:05,800
It's gonna be fantastic.

1699
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:12,120
He's a great guy.

1700
01:29:14,120 --> 01:29:15,320
Good person to know.

1701
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:18,300
Good person to have.

1702
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:19,200
And you're in a car...

1703
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:20,800
And if you're in a bit of a squeeze...

1704
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,440
You can always rely on Sondaco.

1705
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:29,700
Face of a football.

1706
01:29:31,740 --> 01:29:33,240
But a fucking heart of gold.

1707
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:37,920
Whoa.

1708
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,320
Lovely bit of speed here.

1709
01:29:50,860 --> 01:29:52,280
As we hit the speedway.

1710
01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:55,660
Nice bit of poke in the machine.

1711
01:29:56,980 --> 01:29:58,460
Moving up to sixth gear.

1712
01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:00,860
It's very fluid.

1713
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:01,460
It's happening.

1714
01:30:01,620 --> 01:30:02,720
It's very, very fast.

1715
01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:04,240
It's very, very lucid.

1716
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:06,280
As we go off...

1717
01:30:07,580 --> 01:30:08,680
Into the Scream Pit.

1718
01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:13,040
Try and fumble our way back onto the Tarmac Adam.

1719
01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:16,660
And just squeeze into the Turners.

1720
01:30:22,340 --> 01:30:23,900
Jerry Lee Skyline.

1721
01:30:26,600 --> 01:30:28,240
And the Nissan Express.

1722
01:30:28,860 --> 01:30:29,560
See you later.

1723
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:32,740
If it's not gonna be a gold...

1724
01:30:32,740 --> 01:30:34,680
Let's at least make this a bronze affair.

1725
01:30:35,460 --> 01:30:35,740
Fuck.

1726
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:41,760
You know, we gotta come away with something.

1727
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:47,180
That's the advice I give to a lot of clients.

1728
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:49,000
Gotta come away with something.

1729
01:30:53,480 --> 01:31:11,520
You know, apply that, that raison d'etre, that mantra, that saying, that pearl of wisdom, that nugget of choice, apply that to life.

1730
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:16,460
Thank me when you're older.

1731
01:31:16,460 --> 01:31:31,220
I mean, some of the stuff, a lot of the work I'm doing at the moment is damage, limitation, crisis management, that kind of thing.

1732
01:31:32,360 --> 01:31:45,080
Because of my communication skills and unparalleled charismatic ability to read and work a room of people, or even be gregarious.

1733
01:31:46,080 --> 01:31:58,560
Not afraid to run with the ball in high-powered, high-octane, one-on-one sessions with top minds and downright ultimate people.

1734
01:31:59,080 --> 01:32:00,460
People of substance.

1735
01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:02,820
Yes.

1736
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:05,480
A lot of substance.

1737
01:32:06,300 --> 01:32:07,900
And that's the fucking checker flag.

1738
01:32:08,300 --> 01:32:09,380
And that's third place.

1739
01:32:09,720 --> 01:32:11,180
Not a great situation.

1740
01:32:11,180 --> 01:32:15,220
Yeah, we're gonna try and boost our way out of this at some stage of the game.

1741
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:21,080
I mean, you're dealing with fucking Marcos of Brazil in the Corvette C369.

1742
01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:23,920
And fucking Willie Sears.

1743
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:27,980
Who's behind the wheel of an absolute V8 beast.

1744
01:32:28,280 --> 01:32:29,800
It's a fucking advantage.

1745
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:31,800
Vantage.

1746
01:32:38,580 --> 01:32:40,580
Crazy days and lazy nights.

1747
01:32:40,580 --> 01:32:44,240
That's the way it is.

1748
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:46,140
That's just the way it is at the moment.

1749
01:32:48,240 --> 01:32:50,220
Hopefully you're doing okay out there, everybody.

1750
01:32:51,140 --> 01:32:52,100
Hopefully you're doing okay.

1751
01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:54,600
We're gonna take another race.

1752
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,940
Let's see how we get on there.

1753
01:32:57,940 --> 01:33:03,380
A completely redesigned chassis with airmatic electronically controlled pneumatic suspension,

1754
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:05,440
automatic ride height adjustment,

1755
01:33:05,820 --> 01:33:10,880
and the ADS adaptive damping system further improves driving comfort and dynamics.

1756
01:33:11,100 --> 01:33:14,980
Have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones, potholes, and gobblepots?

1757
01:33:14,980 --> 01:33:16,360
Yeah, well, you should.

1758
01:33:16,360 --> 01:33:18,540
It's a fucking smooth little journey.

1759
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:21,020
It's a smooth journey.

1760
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:22,540
What's wrong?

1761
01:33:23,120 --> 01:33:23,780
Do you need money?

1762
01:33:25,540 --> 01:33:26,620
Okay, Ro, come on.

1763
01:33:27,020 --> 01:33:27,620
Bring her...

1764
01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:28,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1765
01:33:28,940 --> 01:33:29,420
Sorry there.

1766
01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:30,280
I forgot to tell you.

1767
01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:35,580
I have footage of myself and the J. Ronin NCC debacle from the other day.

1768
01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:37,080
It's almost six o'clock.

1769
01:33:38,480 --> 01:33:39,640
Pull that up for you.

1770
01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:41,080
Okay, Ro, come on.

1771
01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:42,700
Bring her down, baby.

1772
01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:43,480
Bring her down.

1773
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,160
You're not going to fit inside that thing.

1774
01:33:48,020 --> 01:33:49,620
Bring it down, Ro, Ro.

1775
01:33:52,280 --> 01:33:54,580
Turn the afterburners off, Ro, Ro.

1776
01:33:55,580 --> 01:33:56,580
That's it, baby.

1777
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:00,080
I don't think there's enough space for you, Ro.

1778
01:34:02,860 --> 01:34:03,700
What are you doing?

1779
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:06,180
Why are you backing up?

1780
01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:08,060
I don't think you're going to fit, Ro.

1781
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,240
I don't think you should go for it.

1782
01:34:10,740 --> 01:34:11,460
Ro, Ro.

1783
01:34:12,460 --> 01:34:12,820
No.

1784
01:34:12,820 --> 01:34:13,140
No.

1785
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:17,320
No.

1786
01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,560
No, no, no.

1787
01:34:23,460 --> 01:34:23,980
No.

1788
01:34:28,380 --> 01:34:30,740
No, you bastards.

1789
01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,200
You NCT bastards.

1790
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:35,980
No.

1791
01:34:41,740 --> 01:34:48,540
To reduce fuel consumption further an automatic cylinder shutdown system is available on the s500 model which

1792
01:34:48,860 --> 01:34:49,660
electronically

1793
01:34:49,660 --> 01:34:59,560
Disconnects four cylinders under partial load and only reactivates these when more power is required without your even noticing without your even noticing

1794
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:02,700
What kind of skill did you go to?

1795
01:35:06,500 --> 01:35:08,500
It's almost six o'clock

1796
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:13,240
So that was a shame what happened with the sky base extravaganza

1797
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:19,320
It's currently being rebuilt at the moment what I can say is that

1798
01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:24,480
J-Row the Ronotnik the Ronotician

1799
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:31,560
Managed to survive unscathed and he's doing really well

1800
01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:35,060
He's doing really well, and I mean he had a good plan

1801
01:35:35,940 --> 01:35:40,280
He was covered right up the arse VHI Zurich life

1802
01:35:42,380 --> 01:35:44,380
Permanent

1803
01:35:44,380 --> 01:35:46,380
That went tits up

1804
01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:56,240
He's still covered substantially covered for any unforeseen events such as that

1805
01:35:56,240 --> 01:36:15,700
Three laps of Suzuka.

1806
01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:45,680
Three laps of Suzuka.

1807
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:52,780
Three laps. Jamie Ocyber here. Thanks so much. Back to the dojo with you, Jamie.

1808
01:36:52,780 --> 01:37:13,300
Three laps of Suzuka. Thank you very much, George Soros. Are you driving a Mercedes yet? Are we still waiting on that to happen? What's going on? Thought you said you had that covered up.

1809
01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:23,980
No Spear's thugs.

1810
01:37:23,980 --> 01:37:30,980
Fuck.

1811
01:37:30,980 --> 01:37:52,740
Hope and pray.

1812
01:37:52,740 --> 01:38:02,780
Maybe at this stage of the game. Because I'm not too sure I have what it takes for the Suzuka nightmare.

1813
01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:16,080
Tell you something, Interlagos was some track. A beast of the ages.

1814
01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:32,620
Abregado Senna. I saw they had written there at the signs. The Brazilian Grand Prix. Which I was commentating on, of course, for Network 2.

1815
01:38:32,620 --> 01:38:46,140
Great time was had. Sky based it up. Zona was there with the foldable. Collapsible Grey Goose extravaganza van.

1816
01:38:46,140 --> 01:39:03,140
Actually serves Grey Goose by day and then transforms into a nightclub at night. And then once that's all done, it packs up into a little van. It's like a transformer. Grey Goose transformer. You drive it home then.

1817
01:39:03,140 --> 01:39:15,840
I'm going to take that again.

1818
01:39:18,240 --> 01:39:20,140
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1819
01:39:32,740 --> 01:40:02,340
Ronan is fine. Someone was just asking there, is Johnny Ronan okay after that? He's fine. Business as usual. Which is great news. Just got a text from him as well. He said, Tom, he would like to invite you to the grand opening.

1820
01:40:02,340 --> 01:40:09,340
Of his swank pads down the dockless.

1821
01:40:09,340 --> 01:40:18,860
so where you will on arrival you will be presented with one guest pass ticket to the premiere of the

1822
01:40:18,860 --> 01:40:27,120
new tato roller coaster tato coaster 2 spud harder and uh he wants you to be there for the opening

1823
01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:34,640
hasn't been safety tested yet but i mean it's fucking still could be good like you know

1824
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:41,600
no one has there's been no uh bad stuff happening ever at tato park i don't think

1825
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:49,420
as regards to the safety of their roller coaster site nothing on the scale of the alton towers thing

1826
01:40:49,420 --> 01:40:49,620
but

1827
01:40:49,620 --> 01:40:59,160
so i trust mr tato as well he's a stand-up spud it's a real top chip

1828
01:40:59,160 --> 01:41:05,400
block off the old chip i do call him because he's more than a chip he's

1829
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:11,820
you get about fucking eight chips out of him if you're making chunky ones probably five

1830
01:41:11,820 --> 01:41:16,120
chunky ones probably five

1831
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:29,940
yeah just get into grips with this track guys it's not it's not a it's in no way a reflection of

1832
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:32,640
my driving skills and prowess

1833
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:38,520
it's just something we're gonna have to come to terms with

1834
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:55,140
i was glad i went to longford in the c class because i could just drive home then you know

1835
01:41:55,140 --> 01:42:00,460
if i did go with ro not nick that would have been my way home gone i would have had to get the bus

1836
01:42:00,460 --> 01:42:03,400
got the bus or get the train

1837
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:08,620
it's not really for me like you know

1838
01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:18,040
hate having to get a taxi from town

1839
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:20,280
out to the house then once i arrive

1840
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:22,020
houston or bus oris

1841
01:42:22,020 --> 01:42:33,180
that's unless so now i can swim by and pick me up

1842
01:42:33,180 --> 01:42:34,820
in the three series

1843
01:42:34,820 --> 01:42:38,160
i do mock him

1844
01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:41,020
and chastise him for his choice of car

1845
01:42:41,020 --> 01:42:45,460
pristine solid white bmw three series

1846
01:42:45,460 --> 01:42:58,360
but uh i suppose i can't laugh because i'm driving the white amg with my face on it but i mean at least it does have my face on it

1847
01:42:58,360 --> 01:43:01,540
the problem with zonat is

1848
01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:05,800
you wouldn't want his face on your car i mean

1849
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:14,560
just doesn't really have that kind of every joe soap advertiser appeal face

1850
01:43:14,560 --> 01:43:27,740
but he thinks he thinks he's fucking tom bleeding cruz

1851
01:43:27,740 --> 01:43:36,480
he's living in a fucking fantasy world

1852
01:43:36,480 --> 01:44:03,480
but he still will be better looking than sandico god love him fucking football don't know how that happened or how that came about it's just such a mystery as well you know it's wrapped up in mystery and no one wants to ask him much about it like you know he's he's a dark horse he's he's look he's financially he's probably he was on that rich list there top ireland's top fucking billionaires

1853
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:32,480
sandico linan's top fucking billionaires sandico linan holy shit it's not good but no one will ask him about it like you know it kind of does get a little bit weird if there's a football match on at the time or there's any kind of ball related activity comes into conversation or

1854
01:44:32,480 --> 01:44:42,660
he's a good guy though he's a good guy though he's a good guy to have in your back pocket

1855
01:44:42,660 --> 01:44:52,740
fucking hell man this is not good this is a real shame waste

1856
01:44:52,740 --> 01:44:56,180
I feel as though the day started really strong.

1857
01:44:56,320 --> 01:44:59,320
It was a powerful maneuver in the first couple of races.

1858
01:44:59,800 --> 01:45:00,940
A couple of gold trophies.

1859
01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:02,740
I was riding on the crest of a wave.

1860
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:07,020
And it's just gone tits up at the moment.

1861
01:45:07,900 --> 01:45:09,320
Chasing thirds, you know.

1862
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:10,720
You don't want to be that.

1863
01:45:12,000 --> 01:45:13,100
Top two or nothing.

1864
01:45:13,440 --> 01:45:14,100
Or go home.

1865
01:45:14,620 --> 01:45:15,740
Get some rest.

1866
01:45:16,100 --> 01:45:16,900
Have some soup.

1867
01:45:17,260 --> 01:45:20,720
And come back in the morning when you're more than able to take a turn.

1868
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:22,140
Like a man.

1869
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:24,340
And not some fucking baby.

1870
01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,900
Shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you.

1871
01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:36,160
That's how Zonad would talk to me actually sometimes, you know.

1872
01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:37,720
Trying to get advice on him.

1873
01:45:37,760 --> 01:45:38,520
He's a good driver.

1874
01:45:40,380 --> 01:45:42,760
That kind of side would come out and I'd be like.

1875
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:44,220
He's a fucking prick actually.

1876
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:46,820
I don't know.

1877
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:47,640
They're your mates.

1878
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:49,680
So, what can you do?

1879
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:55,920
Probably best not to fucking overthink anything like that.

1880
01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,380
You go insane.

1881
01:46:05,380 --> 01:46:07,380
I have to say I'm enjoying the drive.

1882
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:11,140
Even though fifth place is nobody's business.

1883
01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:12,380
Nobody's business.

1884
01:46:12,500 --> 01:46:13,780
Nobody wants to know about you.

1885
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,660
But I'm enjoying it.

1886
01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:16,780
I'm getting used to the track.

1887
01:46:17,780 --> 01:46:19,480
And that's what it's all about.

1888
01:46:19,820 --> 01:46:25,000
I don't come here to get upset about the race you lost.

1889
01:46:25,360 --> 01:46:29,860
Or, you know, the way you didn't drive as good on the fucking second, third track as you did on the first.

1890
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:34,360
It's about the journey itself.

1891
01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:36,860
And what you get out of it, I think, you know.

1892
01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:38,760
I think I...

1893
01:46:38,760 --> 01:46:41,900
I think that's my incident.

1894
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:42,220
I mean...

1895
01:46:43,220 --> 01:46:44,660
Stop me if I'm wrong here.

1896
01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:47,060
Like, you know, I might be talking shite.

1897
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:48,220
But I...

1898
01:46:48,220 --> 01:46:51,120
Something to that effect.

1899
01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:53,440
Send him off there.

1900
01:46:53,560 --> 01:46:54,020
Good luck.

1901
01:46:54,160 --> 01:46:55,220
See you later, man.

1902
01:47:01,940 --> 01:47:02,780
Good luck.

1903
01:47:04,220 --> 01:47:12,820
And Lewis Hamilton slides sensually into the Mercedes pitch shack there.

1904
01:47:12,980 --> 01:47:15,860
Four compound brothers do their worst to his rims.

1905
01:47:16,380 --> 01:47:19,200
And then he drives away coolly like a slick, rich dick.

1906
01:47:19,540 --> 01:47:21,260
A talisman to those who don't know him.

1907
01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:23,480
A mediocre crack to those who do.

1908
01:47:24,100 --> 01:47:29,000
Slap 36 in Carlos Science is getting gaslighted by Pierre Gasly and the recta principal A.

1909
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:30,960
As the curve burgle into turn one.

1910
01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:32,760
Hustling and harrying here.

1911
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:33,600
Wheel to wheel.

1912
01:47:33,740 --> 01:47:38,100
Slinking smoothly like harsh carbon arrows in the liquid night of our father.

1913
01:47:38,560 --> 01:47:39,340
Out of turn three.

1914
01:47:39,440 --> 01:47:41,480
They go now like two jet-fueled beasts.

1915
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:42,620
Sled out of their cage.

1916
01:47:42,820 --> 01:47:44,800
Ready to fly, fuck, or die.

1917
01:47:46,680 --> 01:47:47,200
Die.

1918
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:49,680
Die.

1919
01:47:51,500 --> 01:47:51,980
Die.

1920
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:59,060
I've never seen the cars go round the track.

1921
01:47:59,060 --> 01:48:01,320
As fast as they've done.

1922
01:48:01,680 --> 01:48:02,720
Today it's mad.

1923
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,820
Today it's mad.

1924
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:08,780
Don't even know what speed seven is doing.

1925
01:48:09,420 --> 01:48:11,060
Out with his friends.

1926
01:48:11,340 --> 01:48:12,900
Running with some balloons.

1927
01:48:13,980 --> 01:48:18,260
They want to slap them on the end of his poles and tight.

1928
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,920
Under jack lifter.

1929
01:48:21,420 --> 01:48:22,920
Into the night.

1930
01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:33,340
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1931
01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:34,560
Fill up the tank.

1932
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:35,740
Make it snappy.

1933
01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:36,960
Or I'll have your job.

1934
01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:45,340
It's almost six o'clock.

1935
01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:45,360
It's almost six o'clock.

1936
01:48:49,700 --> 01:48:54,280
Someone fucking using an axle or an angle grinder outside or something.

1937
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:56,940
10 to midnight.

1938
01:49:01,340 --> 01:49:03,240
You'd wonder what the fuck is going on.

1939
01:49:03,360 --> 01:49:06,340
We've come unstuck undone here.

1940
01:49:07,380 --> 01:49:11,300
I think while the Formula One package was on there, we actually fucked up.

1941
01:49:11,820 --> 01:49:13,460
It's not a bad thing because we really did.

1942
01:49:13,540 --> 01:49:14,100
We're not going to.

1943
01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:14,480
What was it?

1944
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:14,900
Fifth?

1945
01:49:16,320 --> 01:49:16,920
16th now.

1946
01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:18,300
But it was fifth place when we left.

1947
01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:21,940
Shame.

1948
01:49:22,340 --> 01:49:22,660
Shame.

1949
01:49:22,740 --> 01:49:23,380
But what can you do?

1950
01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:25,740
Let's have a look here.

1951
01:49:29,120 --> 01:49:30,920
Hope you're doing well anyway, guys.

1952
01:49:32,060 --> 01:49:34,500
We're going to go for one more go here.

1953
01:49:35,340 --> 01:49:37,100
Owen Murphy, thank you very much.

1954
01:49:37,780 --> 01:49:38,600
It's very kind to you.

1955
01:49:39,260 --> 01:49:40,080
It means a lot.

1956
01:49:40,940 --> 01:49:43,860
And we'll fucking help.

1957
01:49:44,860 --> 01:49:45,780
We'll go again.

1958
01:49:46,060 --> 01:49:49,460
You can never restart too many times.

1959
01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:52,660
That's another one.

1960
01:49:55,440 --> 01:50:05,300
I'm not sure that'll stand the test of time as a saying or a phrase, but it works in this scenario.

1961
01:50:15,800 --> 01:50:39,460
Whoever the fuck is angle grinding out there.

1962
01:50:39,460 --> 01:50:45,060
I'm telling you, they're not going to keep that up when Sandico arrives.

1963
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:53,100
He might have a size five hamstitch leather fucking football for a head.

1964
01:50:54,920 --> 01:51:03,740
But he does not like late night noise in the form of noisy neighbors or fucking construction workers outside his apartment.

1965
01:51:04,380 --> 01:51:13,780
And I'm going to go to the car.

1966
01:51:13,780 --> 01:51:14,980
And I'm going to go to the car.

1967
01:51:14,980 --> 01:51:15,900
And I'm going to go to the car.

1968
01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:26,500
Behind Tiesto, I'm going to go to the car.

1969
01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1970
01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:28,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1971
01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:29,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1972
01:51:29,500 --> 01:51:29,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1973
01:51:29,500 --> 01:51:29,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1974
01:51:29,500 --> 01:51:30,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1975
01:51:30,500 --> 01:51:31,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1976
01:51:31,500 --> 01:51:32,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1977
01:51:32,500 --> 01:51:33,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1978
01:51:33,500 --> 01:51:34,500
And I'm going to go to the car.

1979
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,820
Connor, 16th place out of 16.

1980
01:51:36,820 --> 01:51:39,220
Not doing so good, Williams.

1981
01:51:39,220 --> 01:51:44,060
But we won't let that break us.

1982
01:51:44,060 --> 01:51:47,040
A lot of road to be driven on.

1983
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:48,540
Just yet.

1984
01:51:48,640 --> 01:51:49,960
It's not time to throw in the towel.

1985
01:51:59,040 --> 01:51:59,720
Fuck.

1986
01:52:03,060 --> 01:52:06,920
It's basically the raw whining power of the AMG.

1987
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:10,680
It's something which needs to be tamed.

1988
01:52:10,860 --> 01:52:12,500
Like that of a wild beast.

1989
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:16,760
Can't just be our everyday fucking hatchback driver.

1990
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:19,580
And expect to get behind the wheel of this yoke.

1991
01:52:24,100 --> 01:52:25,440
And not fuck it up.

1992
01:52:25,680 --> 01:52:25,980
Like, you know.

1993
01:52:26,280 --> 01:52:27,380
You need practice.

1994
01:52:28,540 --> 01:52:30,840
That's why I spent two weeks out in Yokohama.

1995
01:52:31,640 --> 01:52:32,440
Every April.

1996
01:52:32,440 --> 01:52:40,260
Just driving down a fucking back road of Yokohama.

1997
01:52:41,720 --> 01:52:43,520
In a rented AMG.

1998
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:45,880
Just cost a fucking bomb.

1999
01:52:45,980 --> 01:52:46,860
It's just extortionate.

2000
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:49,680
Renting a Mercedes out in Japan.

2001
01:52:51,560 --> 01:52:52,120
After though.

2002
01:52:52,160 --> 01:52:53,020
I can't bring mine there.

2003
01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:54,660
It's the fucking island, isn't it?

2004
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:58,560
You can't cost an arm and a leg getting the car over.

2005
01:52:58,660 --> 01:52:59,540
Might as well just rent one.

2006
01:53:02,180 --> 01:53:03,980
That's why I just stick to a back alley.

2007
01:53:04,140 --> 01:53:06,480
Just drive down and fucking reverse back up again.

2008
01:53:06,540 --> 01:53:07,160
Don't go racing.

2009
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:09,460
Because you don't want to fuck up the rental.

2010
01:53:09,600 --> 01:53:11,540
Otherwise, that's your money gone.

2011
01:53:12,260 --> 01:53:13,360
That's your deposit gone.

2012
01:53:13,360 --> 01:53:14,580
That's everything gone, you know.

2013
01:53:17,200 --> 01:53:19,720
It's not gonna fucking work like that.

2014
01:53:22,120 --> 01:53:23,020
It's mad.

2015
01:53:23,480 --> 01:53:25,800
Driving against a Ford pickup truck.

2016
01:53:25,940 --> 01:53:31,020
And you've got a few of our Japanese high-tuned...

2017
01:53:31,020 --> 01:53:33,320
Chewing all those.

2018
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:35,840
Fucking chewing a sandwich.

2019
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,700
Chewing a salad.

2020
01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:40,500
It's not good.

2021
01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:40,500
It's not good.

2022
01:53:58,300 --> 01:54:00,140
Big shout-outs to the Tobinster.

2023
01:54:02,140 --> 01:54:03,120
The Beam Blower.

2024
01:54:03,120 --> 01:54:05,020
It's almost six o'clock.

2025
01:54:05,840 --> 01:54:06,640
The Head Melter.

2026
01:54:11,080 --> 01:54:11,520
Ha!

2027
01:54:12,280 --> 01:54:14,260
The fucking Sissy Spacek.

2028
01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:17,520
Extreme Highway Special.

2029
01:54:22,220 --> 01:54:24,360
And that's a real tire screecher.

2030
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:26,940
Into the Apex Twin.

2031
01:54:26,940 --> 01:54:32,220
A cone goes fucking...

2032
01:54:32,220 --> 01:54:33,820
Loopity-loopity-lula there.

2033
01:54:35,660 --> 01:54:37,160
As I got DRS.

2034
01:54:37,260 --> 01:54:38,980
As I got DRS.

2035
01:54:38,980 --> 01:54:40,360
Down the left-hand side.

2036
01:54:40,920 --> 01:54:41,500
Of the pickup.

2037
01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:42,760
And the Cleo.

2038
01:54:43,720 --> 01:54:44,940
I'm ready to fucking...

2039
01:54:45,640 --> 01:54:46,700
Go, Leo.

2040
01:54:48,580 --> 01:54:49,500
Around this corner.

2041
01:54:50,900 --> 01:54:54,980
Like the Mary Harney Curve Burglar Expressway Quantasaurus.

2042
01:54:54,980 --> 01:55:00,320
Out there in Dabu Abi Abi Abi Abi Abi Abi Abi Winslow.

2043
01:55:04,260 --> 01:55:05,640
Mercilessly into fifth.

2044
01:55:08,880 --> 01:55:10,140
Sumptuously into sixth.

2045
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:11,560
Break.

2046
01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:12,820
Bring her down.

2047
01:55:13,620 --> 01:55:14,860
Into fourth we go.

2048
01:55:16,140 --> 01:55:17,020
Take the turn.

2049
01:55:17,660 --> 01:55:18,660
We get peace with the turn.

2050
01:55:18,740 --> 01:55:19,640
At one with the turn.

2051
01:55:21,200 --> 01:55:22,120
Down again.

2052
01:55:23,140 --> 01:55:23,880
Into second.

2053
01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:26,300
Into the chicane.

2054
01:55:26,480 --> 01:55:26,820
Elena.

2055
01:55:26,980 --> 01:55:27,280
Elena.

2056
01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:27,740
Lulu.

2057
01:55:29,660 --> 01:55:31,280
Fucking Bridgestone Tickler.

2058
01:55:32,920 --> 01:55:33,760
Tickle the fish.

2059
01:55:34,940 --> 01:55:36,080
Watch your favorite dish.

2060
01:55:40,820 --> 01:55:41,940
Here we go now.

2061
01:55:42,020 --> 01:55:42,780
Down the straightway.

2062
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:43,940
Extravaganza Express.

2063
01:55:44,060 --> 01:55:45,160
The Suzuka Japanese.

2064
01:55:45,480 --> 01:55:46,100
Extremer.

2065
01:55:47,520 --> 01:55:48,260
Into sixth.

2066
01:55:48,720 --> 01:55:50,100
Slowing it down into fourth.

2067
01:55:53,760 --> 01:55:54,860
She's saying break.

2068
01:55:55,580 --> 01:55:56,400
I'm saying.

2069
01:55:56,900 --> 01:55:57,840
Let's wait.

2070
01:55:58,600 --> 01:55:59,280
And see.

2071
01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:01,280
Do we need to break first?

2072
01:56:02,780 --> 01:56:03,380
Minister.

2073
01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:04,400
And then.

2074
01:56:07,700 --> 01:56:09,380
Skylines are having none of this.

2075
01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:10,680
None of this.

2076
01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:12,560
None of this.

2077
01:56:13,480 --> 01:56:14,160
What's that?

2078
01:56:15,900 --> 01:56:16,820
208s.

2079
01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,340
Go bye bye.

2080
01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:20,260
Bye bye.

2081
01:56:21,360 --> 01:56:21,820
No.

2082
01:56:23,860 --> 01:56:25,600
This really is exhilarating.

2083
01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:27,640
Wheel to wheel action here.

2084
01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:30,000
We got a pre-show 208.

2085
01:56:31,080 --> 01:56:32,300
Fresh out the showroom.

2086
01:56:35,300 --> 01:56:36,380
Performing tricks.

2087
01:56:37,100 --> 01:56:38,100
On the turnpike.

2088
01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:40,400
But it's nothing to me.

2089
01:56:41,580 --> 01:56:42,880
As we veer a two me.

2090
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:43,640
Into this fucking.

2091
01:56:44,340 --> 01:56:46,080
Laneway extravaganzoid.

2092
01:56:46,780 --> 01:56:48,180
Another one too.

2093
01:56:48,920 --> 01:56:50,220
And we make it nice.

2094
01:56:50,340 --> 01:56:51,680
And quintessentially perfect.

2095
01:56:52,540 --> 01:56:53,760
Setting up nicely.

2096
01:56:53,760 --> 01:56:56,060
For a real fab finale.

2097
01:56:56,980 --> 01:56:57,480
Oh.

2098
01:57:00,320 --> 01:57:01,040
There we go.

2099
01:57:01,120 --> 01:57:01,360
There we go.

2100
01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:01,660
There we go.

2101
01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:01,980
There we go.

2102
01:57:01,980 --> 01:57:06,240
Flecks of rubber.

2103
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:07,460
Grace the road.

2104
01:57:07,580 --> 01:57:09,300
Like unwanted guests.

2105
01:57:11,020 --> 01:57:11,800
They're welcome.

2106
01:57:12,500 --> 01:57:13,020
Outstayed.

2107
01:57:13,440 --> 01:57:14,760
But you can't eject them.

2108
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:15,780
Because it's too dangerous.

2109
01:57:17,820 --> 01:57:18,620
During a race.

2110
01:57:18,700 --> 01:57:19,100
You go in there.

2111
01:57:19,160 --> 01:57:19,540
Middle of there.

2112
01:57:19,600 --> 01:57:20,300
Try to turf them out.

2113
01:57:20,360 --> 01:57:21,380
You'll get fucking run over.

2114
01:57:21,620 --> 01:57:21,900
By.

2115
01:57:22,280 --> 01:57:23,480
An AMG.

2116
01:57:24,260 --> 01:57:25,180
Fucking maniac.

2117
01:57:25,180 --> 01:57:26,260
In an AMG.

2118
01:57:26,260 --> 01:57:44,360
Final lap here.

2119
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:45,840
Probably doing.

2120
01:57:46,100 --> 01:57:47,000
Just the same.

2121
01:57:47,300 --> 01:57:48,100
If not worse.

2122
01:57:48,480 --> 01:57:49,280
Than the last.

2123
01:57:50,580 --> 01:57:51,100
Situation.

2124
01:57:51,240 --> 01:57:51,540
But I mean.

2125
01:57:51,740 --> 01:57:52,060
Fuck it.

2126
01:57:54,060 --> 01:57:55,360
It's not for.

2127
01:57:55,500 --> 01:57:56,360
You don't quibble.

2128
01:57:57,820 --> 01:57:59,280
We keep on moving on.

2129
01:57:59,520 --> 01:58:00,260
We get harder.

2130
01:58:00,420 --> 01:58:00,620
Better.

2131
01:58:00,780 --> 01:58:01,060
Faster.

2132
01:58:01,220 --> 01:58:01,700
Stronger.

2133
01:58:02,500 --> 01:58:03,420
Yokohama dreams.

2134
01:58:03,620 --> 01:58:04,480
Two weeks in April.

2135
01:58:04,600 --> 01:58:05,940
Down the back of a fucking laneway.

2136
01:58:06,040 --> 01:58:06,520
Reverse.

2137
01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:07,160
Drive.

2138
01:58:07,300 --> 01:58:07,720
Reverse.

2139
01:58:07,980 --> 01:58:08,340
Drive.

2140
01:58:08,480 --> 01:58:09,320
Bring the rental back.

2141
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:11,380
Go back to Ireland.

2142
01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:12,160
Refreshed.

2143
01:58:12,660 --> 01:58:15,160
You've just had a Japanese Mercedes experience.

2144
01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:17,080
To tell the grandkids about.

2145
01:58:21,940 --> 01:58:22,740
Fifth place.

2146
01:58:22,860 --> 01:58:23,260
It's something.

2147
01:58:23,580 --> 01:58:24,380
It's not.

2148
01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:24,920
It's not.

2149
01:58:25,220 --> 01:58:26,020
It's not much.

2150
01:58:26,100 --> 01:58:26,740
But it's something.

2151
01:58:28,140 --> 01:58:28,780
It's something.

2152
01:58:40,780 --> 01:58:41,500
Potty Bob.

2153
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:42,460
Thank you very much.

2154
01:58:46,700 --> 01:58:47,560
Thanks very much.

2155
01:58:47,660 --> 01:58:48,460
Potty Bob.

2156
01:58:48,920 --> 01:58:50,620
I hope you're keeping well.

2157
01:58:50,680 --> 01:58:51,840
Long time no see Connor.

2158
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:56,120
Been knee deep in some freelance sound design.

2159
01:58:57,380 --> 01:58:59,880
Give me a bell if you think you can peel an orange in your pocket.

2160
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:02,000
Thanks very much.

2161
01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:05,280
Tom as well.

2162
01:59:06,980 --> 01:59:08,140
I can't believe it.

2163
01:59:09,140 --> 01:59:09,500
It's.

2164
01:59:11,560 --> 01:59:12,080
Words.

2165
01:59:12,300 --> 01:59:13,360
Words fail me.

2166
01:59:14,840 --> 01:59:16,460
I hope you're doing okay bud.

2167
01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:19,920
And Ronan Grope.

2168
01:59:20,260 --> 01:59:20,940
Owen Murphy.

2169
01:59:21,600 --> 01:59:22,600
Down with the Viper.

2170
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:26,220
And Francis Playstar Jew Valley as well.

2171
01:59:29,180 --> 01:59:30,280
Thank you very much.

2172
01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:34,740
I'm afraid that's all we've got time for.

2173
01:59:34,740 --> 01:59:35,560
This evening.

2174
01:59:35,960 --> 01:59:37,240
For tonight's edition of.

2175
01:59:37,580 --> 01:59:38,800
Mercedes Pellegrino.

2176
01:59:38,940 --> 01:59:39,980
Driveway Express.

2177
01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:41,000
Extravaganza.

2178
01:59:44,200 --> 01:59:45,320
Thank you very much.

2179
01:59:45,540 --> 01:59:45,860
We'll see.

2180
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:46,080
We'll.

2181
01:59:46,500 --> 01:59:48,120
Try and get Francis to do that.

2182
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:48,940
I'm not sure if you will.

2183
01:59:50,440 --> 01:59:51,800
Thanks very much everybody.

2184
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:52,220
It's been.

2185
01:59:52,380 --> 01:59:53,300
It's been a blast.

2186
01:59:54,560 --> 01:59:55,600
Hope you're doing well.

2187
01:59:57,060 --> 01:59:57,460
And.

2188
01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,340
Yeah.

2189
01:59:58,880 --> 01:59:59,940
We'll see you again.

2190
02:00:00,240 --> 02:00:01,140
On the flip side.

2191
02:00:01,380 --> 02:00:03,260
Let's just have a look there and see what we achieved.

2192
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:04,800
Before I go.

2193
02:00:05,800 --> 02:00:06,080
I think we.

2194
02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:08,980
I think we did enough to.

2195
02:00:09,120 --> 02:00:10,040
To warrant this.

2196
02:00:10,240 --> 02:00:11,260
To the situation.

2197
02:00:11,420 --> 02:00:11,900
The stay.

2198
02:00:12,300 --> 02:00:13,100
It's almost six o'clock.

2199
02:00:13,100 --> 02:00:13,600
We did enough.

2200
02:00:14,260 --> 02:00:15,620
A couple of trophies in the.

2201
02:00:15,640 --> 02:00:16,220
In the cabinet.

2202
02:00:16,220 --> 02:00:19,060
At least two golds.

2203
02:00:19,480 --> 02:00:19,540
And.

2204
02:00:20,080 --> 02:00:20,620
A silver.

2205
02:00:20,860 --> 02:00:20,860
And.

2206
02:00:21,640 --> 02:00:23,480
Possibly one or two bronze there.

2207
02:00:23,580 --> 02:00:23,920
I don't know.

2208
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:31,740
Okay.

2209
02:00:31,860 --> 02:00:32,520
So a gold.

2210
02:00:32,660 --> 02:00:33,100
Gold.

2211
02:00:33,340 --> 02:00:33,700
Silver.

2212
02:00:33,900 --> 02:00:34,440
Bronze.

2213
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:35,180
And a fifth.

2214
02:00:35,380 --> 02:00:36,100
And then look.

2215
02:00:36,180 --> 02:00:36,320
I mean.

2216
02:00:36,380 --> 02:00:36,680
We have another.

2217
02:00:37,040 --> 02:00:37,620
Two races.

2218
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:39,620
Another three gold trophies.

2219
02:00:39,700 --> 02:00:41,020
And then a full lap.

2220
02:00:41,440 --> 02:00:42,680
Of the Nürburgring.

2221
02:00:42,780 --> 02:00:43,460
Nordschleife.

2222
02:00:43,520 --> 02:00:45,760
And we return to the old green hell.

2223
02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:46,320
Again.

2224
02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:48,600
To see if we can master it.

2225
02:00:48,640 --> 02:00:49,160
This time.

2226
02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:49,980
Really.

2227
02:00:50,220 --> 02:00:50,840
This time.

2228
02:00:51,520 --> 02:00:52,900
Behind the wheel of our own.

2229
02:00:52,900 --> 02:00:53,460
AMG.

2230
02:00:54,380 --> 02:00:55,840
Not some pre-game.

2231
02:00:56,060 --> 02:00:57,380
Pre-disposed.

2232
02:00:57,640 --> 02:00:58,240
Pre-fucking.

2233
02:00:59,100 --> 02:01:00,020
Selected car.

2234
02:01:00,160 --> 02:01:01,360
From Gran Turismo.

2235
02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:02,800
Our own.

2236
02:01:03,440 --> 02:01:03,960
Beast.

2237
02:01:04,100 --> 02:01:05,460
It's almost six o'clock.

2238
02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:07,880
Grugoski.

2239
02:01:07,980 --> 02:01:09,200
Thank you very much my friend.

2240
02:01:09,640 --> 02:01:10,340
And to everybody.

2241
02:01:12,980 --> 02:01:13,800
Keep it.

2242
02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:15,760
Keep it beady.

2243
02:01:21,360 --> 02:01:22,480
Keep it meaty.

2244
02:01:22,480 --> 02:01:24,720
Keep it greedy.

2245
02:01:25,420 --> 02:01:26,560
Don't know what that means.

2246
02:01:26,740 --> 02:01:29,460
But greetings is a positive kind of vibe.

2247
02:01:29,620 --> 02:01:30,040
I suppose.

2248
02:01:30,180 --> 02:01:30,980
So keep it greedy.

2249
02:01:32,420 --> 02:01:33,340
All the best.

2250
02:01:33,700 --> 02:01:34,280
See you later.

2251
02:01:35,240 --> 02:01:36,040
Smell you later.

2252
02:01:36,460 --> 02:01:37,020
Good luck.

2253
02:01:37,740 --> 02:01:38,300
Bye bye.

2254
02:01:38,700 --> 02:01:39,320
Welcome back.

2255
02:01:39,320 --> 02:01:39,320
Welcome back.

2256
02:01:39,380 --> 02:01:41,040
Here's the highlights of the GP in Mexico.

2257
02:01:41,180 --> 02:01:42,320
It's a five nine six man fiber.

2258
02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:43,120
Look at this.

2259
02:01:43,380 --> 02:01:44,620
Daniel Ricciardo in the red.

2260
02:01:44,620 --> 02:01:45,280
Oh, it was just gone.

2261
02:01:45,640 --> 02:01:46,000
Bobo.

2262
02:01:46,320 --> 02:01:47,640
Into the grass spiel.

2263
02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:49,760
Right into a Rolex time bender.

2264
02:01:50,180 --> 02:01:52,180
Whether or not he can get back on the track is anyone's guest.

2265
02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:52,920
But he does.

2266
02:01:53,140 --> 02:01:56,000
Cooley calmly swiftly and effectively in front of Perez.

2267
02:01:56,340 --> 02:01:57,540
Perez goes by him though afterwards.

2268
02:01:57,660 --> 02:01:58,100
Look at this.

2269
02:01:58,160 --> 02:01:58,700
The onboard.

2270
02:01:58,840 --> 02:02:01,100
It was a real fucking right hand spook burglar.

2271
02:02:01,420 --> 02:02:03,000
Which has turned his left tire.

2272
02:02:03,100 --> 02:02:03,900
His right tire.

2273
02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:04,680
Beg your pardon.

2274
02:02:05,060 --> 02:02:06,580
Into a spoon.

2275
02:02:07,280 --> 02:02:07,940
Look at this.

2276
02:02:08,020 --> 02:02:09,220
On board with the Toro Rosso.

2277
02:02:09,300 --> 02:02:13,300
Now Danny Keat just sends Hulkenberg into a spinny spookler.

2278
02:02:13,620 --> 02:02:14,620
Quick look at the replay.

2279
02:02:14,740 --> 02:02:16,620
Suggests there was some dirty touching going on.

2280
02:02:16,680 --> 02:02:19,500
And a real back arse believer into the mainframe.

2281
02:02:20,120 --> 02:02:22,180
Who knows what became of him after that.

2282
02:02:22,460 --> 02:02:24,380
Some say he's still alive.

2283
02:02:24,760 --> 02:02:26,700
Lewis Hamilton finishes this race though.

2284
02:02:26,760 --> 02:02:28,540
As the champ he is and knows he is.

2285
02:02:28,620 --> 02:02:30,080
Well done, Lew Dog.

2286
02:02:30,460 --> 02:02:32,400
We're about to crack open the goose back in the pitch act.

2287
02:02:32,400 --> 02:02:33,900
Get ready to levitate.

2288
02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:34,540
Woo.

2289
02:02:35,000 --> 02:02:35,480
Yeah.

2290
02:02:35,740 --> 02:02:36,960
Go on, Lew Dog.

2291
02:02:37,080 --> 02:02:38,480
Give it to the Mexicans.

2292
02:02:38,480 --> 02:02:40,360
Lew Dog.

2293
02:02:40,860 --> 02:02:41,880
Lew P. Lew Dog.

2294
02:02:42,380 --> 02:02:43,400
Won the race, yeah.

2295
02:02:44,060 --> 02:02:45,180
The race in Mexico.

2296
02:02:45,560 --> 02:02:46,720
And the human race.

2297
02:02:46,920 --> 02:02:48,560
He's won that race as well.

2298
02:02:48,660 --> 02:02:49,500
Out in Mexico.

2299
02:02:50,180 --> 02:02:52,120
With the Lazzatul carnage, yeah.

2300
02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:52,900
Lew Dog.

2301
02:02:53,340 --> 02:02:54,300
Lew P. Lew Dog.

2302
02:02:54,780 --> 02:02:55,760
Big sombrero.

2303
02:02:56,380 --> 02:02:59,060
Gang signs cultural appropriation, yeah.

2304
02:02:59,520 --> 02:03:00,720
Lovely Mexicans.

2305
02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:02,340
Mexican gangs.

2306
02:03:02,720 --> 02:03:04,140
Yeah, Mexican cartel.

2307
02:03:04,240 --> 02:03:05,240
Fucking Sinelita.

2308
02:03:05,860 --> 02:03:06,920
El Chapo, yeah.

2309
02:03:07,340 --> 02:03:08,540
I'm afraid, oh yeah.

2310
02:03:08,900 --> 02:03:09,920
That's all we got.

2311
02:03:10,080 --> 02:03:12,400
Time for, time for watching on Network 2.

2312
02:03:13,800 --> 02:03:16,400
Connor, we all have spoken.

2313
02:03:16,400 --> 02:03:23,400
Mercedes.

2314
02:03:23,400 --> 02:03:53,400
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2315
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:58,260
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she is.

2316
02:04:00,000 --> 02:04:01,280
Okay, Ro, come on.

2317
02:04:01,780 --> 02:04:02,920
Bring her down, baby.

2318
02:04:03,020 --> 02:04:03,700
Bring her down.

2319
02:04:03,780 --> 02:04:05,380
You're not going to fit inside that thing.

2320
02:04:08,140 --> 02:04:09,840
Bring it down, Ro, Ro.

2321
02:04:12,420 --> 02:04:14,800
Turn the afterburners off, Ro, Ro.

2322
02:04:15,660 --> 02:04:16,800
That's it, baby.

2323
02:04:17,860 --> 02:04:20,300
I don't think there's enough space for you, Ro.

2324
02:04:22,960 --> 02:04:23,940
What are you doing?

2325
02:04:25,260 --> 02:04:26,420
Why are you backing up?

2326
02:04:27,020 --> 02:04:28,280
I don't think you're going to fit, Ro.

2327
02:04:28,320 --> 02:04:29,520
I don't think you should go for it.

2328
02:04:30,900 --> 02:04:31,680
Ro, Ro.

2329
02:04:32,560 --> 02:04:33,040
No.

2330
02:04:37,000 --> 02:04:37,520
No.

2331
02:04:40,040 --> 02:04:41,780
No, no, no.

2332
02:04:43,640 --> 02:04:44,200
No.

2333
02:04:46,700 --> 02:04:51,060
Coming soon to TV3, now known as Virgin Media 1,

2334
02:04:51,820 --> 02:04:55,860
the Johnny Ronan NCT Fiasco Extravaganza.

2335
02:04:56,700 --> 02:04:58,100
Featuring Connor Williams.

2336
02:04:58,880 --> 02:04:59,760
Bring on the pain.
